Tag: wtf?

  • YSaC, Vol. CXXI

    ****Nacho Cheese Fountain****


    Okay, wait. Stop right there. Does this really sound like a good idea to anyone? Those three words should NOT be strung together (in any order) under any circumstances I can think of.

    Let’s see how badly this is going to end …

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  • YSaC, Vol. CXVIII

    Adult Potty – $10


    Potty support for elderly, handicapped. Like NEW. $10 xxx-xxx-xxxx

    If you have to use the word “potty”, you don’t qualify as an adult.

  • YSaC, Vol. CXVI

    Vintage retro antique couch, nice embrodery!! – $125


    Unique Vintage couch with lovely embroidery/flower stitching in blue, orange and olive green. No stains, tears, no rips. Approx 7’2″ long. French prudential type piece from an antique store. Paid $599, sacrifice $125. Couch is outlined in a stained wood/gold frame. Very nice. Call xxx-xxx-xxxx

    Seriously, is there a French Prudential period? I’ve looked repeatedly and I can’t find any reference to a French Prudential period outside of the other Craigslists posts that have mentioned it.

    Also: Vintage, retro or antique. Pick one.

  • YSaC, Vol. CXIV

    Half eaten bowl of fruity pebbles.


    I just poured a bowl of fruity pebbles and I got half-way through and I was full, I hat to throw them out with todays high milk and food costs so the first person here gets them.
    They’re still crispy and the milk is still cold so get ’em fast

    No thanks, I’ve just lost my appetite. It looks like a clown car threw up in the bowl. And that looks like a pretty big bowl of cereal for a “half eaten” bowl. I think I’d need a snorkel and flippers just to get to the other side of the bowl.

  • YSaC, Vol. CIX

    Books wanted… – $10


    What do you have? What do you need?

    Those are pretty existential questions, but I’m relatively certain that I would never answer either of them with, “Disembodied and possibly photoshopped goats.”

  • YSaC, Vol. CV

    KINEZO IS A POUSTI – $40


    U KNOW WHO U R

    I had to look it up in the Urban Dictionary. Shouldn’t this be under Personals?

    Sigh. Remember when you could actually find decent, reasonable people posting on Craigslist, and not twelve-year-old kids who think it’s cool to insult each other online?

    Yeah, me either.

    That “Humanity is doomed” tag is going to get quite a workout, I think.