YSaC, Vol. CV

2008 November 2
by drmk

KINEZO IS A POUSTI – $40


U KNOW WHO U R

I had to look it up in the Urban Dictionary. Shouldn’t this be under Personals?

Sigh. Remember when you could actually find decent, reasonable people posting on Craigslist, and not twelve-year-old kids who think it’s cool to insult each other online?

Yeah, me either.

That “Humanity is doomed” tag is going to get quite a workout, I think.

10 Responses leave one →
  1. 2010 February 22
    kate permalink

    Sooo….What’s the $40 dollars for? Am I paying for this insider information, or does Kinezo have to pay? I’m confused.

    Totally agree that this should be in personals. It’s like a playful, taunting ad to someone that likes verbal abuse in front of strangers on the internet.

    Adores: 0
  2. 2012 April 29
    LimeLolly permalink

    What kind of insult can I get for $20? I know who they are.

    Adores: 2
    • 2012 April 29
      CapnMac permalink

      I’m giving Getting Hit on The Head lessons . . . (Complaints are next door in 12-B)

      Adores: 2
  3. 2012 April 29
    Digitalaxis permalink

    Oh, the cruelty of the internet that never forgets. Some day, Sparky will be turned down as city Alderman for this.

    Adores: 1
    • 2012 April 29
      CapnMac permalink

      And, will Montoya be elected instead?

      Adores: 1
  4. 2012 April 29

    I know you are, but what am I? – $29.95 plus tax in VA and DC

    Adores: 3
  5. 2012 April 29

    *hushed narrator voice* That salvo fell a little short of Sparky’s usual opening insult. Kinezo didn’t even flinch. And here comes the return.

    Kinezo: At least I have a family tree that forks.

    *hnv* There it is again, that reference to Sparky’s parents being closer than first cousins. That’s got to sting. Sparky’s coach is signaling for a time out, while Sparky grabs a towel and a gatorade. The next round will be vicious!

    Adores: 6
  6. 2012 April 29
    Brer Fox permalink

    Kinezo: Oh yea? Well I’m going to tell Dr. Pousti what you said and he’ll rearrange your face!

    (Unca Google can explain)

    Adores: 4
  7. 2012 April 29
    funky "looking innuendo" monkey permalink

    So, instead of writing this stuff on bathroom walls, folks now put it on Craigslist?

    Adores: 1
  8. 2012 April 30

    Innana and wanda, your box day is over. Punchity Punch Punch!

    Good Morning, Dr. Pousti!

    Adores: 1

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