You Suck at Craigslist

Tag: wtf?

  • YSaC, Vol. LXVI

    I have a new theory about people and vacuum/carpet cleaners.
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  • YSaC, Vol. LXIV

    1986 Zenith 26″ Color TV Console-Cable ready w/remote 75.00/OBO – $75

    1986 Zenith 26″ console tv w/remote in Great Working Order and is Cable ready. See pics. Has place on back for plug from antenna or cable box: UHF,VHF,CATV ready. Console swivels. Great for family room or for video games & movies for kids or adults alike. Console wood is in Great Shape. No nicks, dents, scratches. Picture clear and color. Comes with Original Registration card.
    Height: 37′ / Length 35″ Any questions, please ask.

    Cash & Carry.
    Any questions please ask.

    My first thought when I saw this was, “Is $75 going to be enough to pay for the DNA test?”
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  • YSaC, Vol. LXIII

    Okay, folks, we need to have a chat … I’m baffled.
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  • YSaC, Vol. LXII

    Dyson Vacuum Cleaner

    I have 5 Dyson vacuum cleaners in great condition.DC17 Animal-$350,DC07 All Floors-$200
    DC Absolute Asthma and Allergy-$300,DC17 Absolute-$300 and an All Floors-
    $200.

    Because the only place better than your backyard to take a picture of vacuum cleaners is in a parking lot.

    In my mind, the vacuum cleaners are racing each other. The yellow one is clearly winning in both pictures. Go yellow! Whoo-hoo!!!!

    I won’t even get into the deep, existential questions this post brings up, such as “Why do you have five Dyson vacuum cleaners?” Some mysteries are just better left unexplored.

  • YSaC, Vol. LXI

    watermelon (dt)

    Refrigerated watermelon up for grabs! A friend brought it over last week and i didn’t have the heart to tell him i dont like watermelon. I know I know, you may ask… But how can you not love watermelon??? … Well let me tell you … Not EVERYONE loves gosh darn stupid watermelon! Sorry , i have some watermelon issues. It is brand new, never tasted never man handled. It feels heavy.

    Make an offer kids.

    So it’s Saturday night and there’s nothing on TV so you go to the fridge and then it hits you. There’s a freaking watermelon in there. It’s been there since last week, but it’s only just hit you. (Maybe you were on a happy adventure.)

    But wait–you don’t like watermelon. In fact, you have “watermelon issues.”

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  • YSaC, Vol. LIX

    Sander for trade – Butthead

    im looking to trade my sander for a bicycle or some roller skates

    call me up
    Butthead 3000 i stole the sander from the dude in the circle

    In case you can’t read it, the caption on the picture says, “I stole this sander from the guy in the circle.”

    Here, take these roller skates. I stole them from the women’s roller derby team. I also gave them your phone number and told them you stole them.