i wanna buy a gun.
call me at xxxxxxxxxx
This can only end poorly.
Tag: unclear on the concept
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YSaC, Vol. XCIV
Lookin for a job asap!
im 17 years old and currently dont go to school im looking for a good paying job so i can pay my mom off.. under the table or a real job is fine doesnt matter.. i sit at home all day and do nothing.. i live in [name of town] so some where close would be nice.. iv never had a job before but im lookin to get my first.. you can contact me at [email address redacted, but involves the phrase “sk8”] email is the best way to get ahold of me..
Scientific research demonstrates conclusively that the best way to get a job is to sit at home in your mother’s house and do nothing but post on Craigslist. International companies are standing by, just salivating to give high-paying jobs to seventeen year old kids who have never had a job before, can barely write an English sentence, drop their g’s when they write and have no idea what an apostrophe is, and who reveal themselves to be prone to using sk8r sp33k.
Stepping away from the computer and going outdoors to find employment is so 2005! Having qualifications is so 2007! Looking at actual job ads and responding to them is so March!
Although I must admit that part of me wants to protect this young, idealistic person from the onslaught of skeevy email he/she is about to get. *shudders*
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YSaC, Vol. XCIII
Red Bricks For Sale — Leftovers from Project
I have a bunch of random sized plywood pieces. Some are large, some are small. can be used as firewood i guess or some small project. Give me an offer if you are intersted
Good morning, boys and girls! It’s time for our construction materials lesson of the day. Today’s lesson: telling the difference between bricks and plywood. This can be a tricky one, so pay close attention. I’ve brought visual aids along to help us out. Ready? Let’s begin!
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YSaC, Vol. LXXV
Sofa and Love Seat For Sale – $500
Sofa and Love seat for sale, no more room for them decent condition, no tears or rips in fabric.
For sale: One sofa, and one clothing* storage unit. Great for jeans, sweatpants, and t-shirts. Perfect for small spaces: can also be used for seating.
*Clothing not included.
Submitted by Laurel — thanks!
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YSaC, Vol. LXXII
BUY MY VOTE FOR THE 2008 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION!! – $10000
Fight the naysayers who told you your vote doesn’t count. Fight them by making it count twice.
Double your impact on the 2008 electoral polls by adding my vote to your cause.
The vote for sale will go to the state of Pennsylvania.
I will need your selections and a deposit of $2,500 by October 28th. (one week before election day)
You know what’s extra great about this? In several states, it’s illegal to sell your vote. It’s always nice to see someone setting themselves up for a felony on Craigslist.
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YSaC, Vol. LXI
watermelon (dt)
Refrigerated watermelon up for grabs! A friend brought it over last week and i didn’t have the heart to tell him i dont like watermelon. I know I know, you may ask… But how can you not love watermelon??? … Well let me tell you … Not EVERYONE loves gosh darn stupid watermelon! Sorry , i have some watermelon issues. It is brand new, never tasted never man handled. It feels heavy.
Make an offer kids.
So it’s Saturday night and there’s nothing on TV so you go to the fridge and then it hits you. There’s a freaking watermelon in there. It’s been there since last week, but it’s only just hit you. (Maybe you were on a happy adventure.)
But wait–you don’t like watermelon. In fact, you have “watermelon issues.”