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  • YSaC, Vol. XLI

    $600 The specious room includes all utilities

    The specious room available in 3 bed rooms (1 pro female and 1 pro male). hardwood, full kitchen, furnished living room, laundry (1 dollar for washing, 1 dollar for drying and 2 decks.

    The apt is located in a quiet neighborhood, 2 blocks to harverd st and cambridge and 2-3 mins walking to the bus 66,64,501.

    The price includes all utilities and the lease is for 7 months with no fee. For questions please send me an email or call me

    The “specious” room, huh? I knew it sounded too good to be true.

    I should look into getting my pro female status certified. I’ve been an amateur for too long.

    Sent in by CJ — thanks!

  • YSaC, Vol. XXXV

    pink pean page – $10

    pink pean page for teens and kids good condition

    I’m not sure what to make of this. I’m not even sure if it’s legal.

    Is it the pean page that’s in good condition, or do the teens and kids need to be in good condition to use the pean page?

    The only thing I can guess is that maybe it’s time we have a class on the difference between p’s and b’s.

    (Submitted by a reader — thanks!)

  • YSaC, Vol. XXXI

    MONKEY TISSUE HOLDER – $150

    The “Monkey Tissue Holder” features the ‘Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil’ monkeys sitting one on top of the other. The stick is a plunger on the top of the monkey’s head and will hold up to 3 rolls of toilet paper and the bottom monkey holds a single roll. This statue makes a great addtion to any powder room. The orginal price is $175, selling it at $150 but negotiable. Thanks
    Features: Height: 32 inches Width: 10 inches Depth: 8 inches Holds up to 4 rolls of toilet paper

    Classy.

    You know what’s even better? (more…)

  • YSaC, Vol. XXVIII

    not sure how to word this – m4w – 29

    like the title says, not sure how to word this.

    I’m looking for a girl who wants more in her sex life. I guess thats what I’m looking for. I’ve been married for a few years now, but our sex life seems dull and lacking.

    are you in the same position?

    Maybe we could help each other out. obviously must be discrete.

    Here, let me help you figure out how to word that:

    I want to cheat on my wife with someone who will do the freaky things she won’t do.

    Does that help?

    And damn it, it’s discreet. Why do so many people misspell that one?

  • YSaC, Vol. XVIII

    IBOUTIQUE INNVENTORY 50% SALE OUT

    Women Designer Clothing Store have overstock Inventory. Must sale out for New Fall Inventory. Great pieces for 50% off. Must Come Must See.

    Must Tell Me Where.

  • YSaC, Vol. XVII

    Coffee dispensor, toaster, windshield deicer

    Free.

    In my head, the coffee dispenser, toaster, and windshield deicer are all the same appliance.

    (What’s a coffee dispenser?)