You Suck at Craigslist

Tag: Ow! My eyes!

  • YSaC, Vol. 206: I hope they cuff his hands in the front.

    Female front desk clerk to help me win nude bet

    Hello, some friends have made a fun bet with me to stay at a hotel and lock myself nude out of my room and then have to go to the front desk that way to ask for a spare key. The bet is worth $200 and I would be glad to give you $100 of it to let me come down to the desk to win the bet. It is just all good, clean fun and hopefully would be a fun/funny story for you to tell afterwards. Please respond to this ad if you would be willing to help me win the bet, get a good laugh (and split the winnings). Thanks, Gary

    If I worked at a hotel, I would agree to this … and then get in touch with Gary’s friends and tell them that for $100 more, I would pretend I didn’t know who he was when he came into the lobby naked, and refuse to give Gary the key to his room, AND let them record it. Wouldn’t that be good, clean fun? I know that would be a funny story for me to tell afterwards.

    All right, hands up — who else thinks there aren’t actually any “friends” involved, and Gary has concocted this friends/bet story to satisfy his own weird fantasy?

    This was found in the Food/Bev/Hosp jobs section by Sara — thanks!

  • YSaC, Vol. 203: What has been seen cannot be un-seen.

    Some of you may remember this post, which involved someone trying to sell these hideous “Garfield” and “Teddy Bear” costumes.

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    I just wanted to highlight something that “Kelly” pointed out in the comments to that post:

    “Whoa, is it just me or does the guy in the bear suit have his junk hanging out through a hole in the crotch?”

    What think ye, YSaC-ers? Have we been dick-rolled?

  • YSaC, Vol. CXLVIII

    living room

    sofa- solid construction-has been re-webbed. cusions are down filled
    upholstered arm chair. very solid construction. needs to be re-upholstered xxx-xxx-xxxx

    “Needs to be re-upholstered”? Ya think? That might be a bit of an understatement. I probably would have gone with “needs to be saturated with lighter fluid and burned in a sacrifice to the gods of avocado green”. (The carpet, too.)

    Submitted by Allison — thanks!

  • YSaC, Vol. CI

    King size brown leather recliner – $650

    King size brown leather recliner, awsome condition. Some minor defects, handel to recline is a lil chewed up. No tears or holes. Will saddel wax it befor it goes to give it an extra shine.

    $650 or Best offer

    Nothing wrong with that, right? I mean, yeah, there’s some spelling issues, but nothing too terrible. Not really worth snarking about. But then you see the pictures:
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  • YSaC, Vol. XXII

    used toilet – $15

    Used toilet

    It certainly is.

    Seriously, would it have killed you to take a hose to it before taking a picture of the years and years of … dirt — I’m going to go with dirt here, because the alternative is unthinkable — that have built up on it?

  • YSaC, Vol. XI, with bonus update

    The poor little flower chair is now only $7. But, it has a friend now:

    Hide-A-Bed Couch – $15

    This is great for those times when you have company stay over and need a place for them to sleep. Askng $15

    This is only “great” if you don’t actually like your company.