King size brown leather recliner – $650
King size brown leather recliner, awsome condition. Some minor defects, handel to recline is a lil chewed up. No tears or holes. Will saddel wax it befor it goes to give it an extra shine.
$650 or Best offer
Nothing wrong with that, right? I mean, yeah, there’s some spelling issues, but nothing too terrible. Not really worth snarking about. But then you see the pictures:
Her: “Honey, can you get off the chair for a second? I want to take a picture of it to put on Craigslist.”
Him: “Wait ’til I finish my smoke.”
Her: “But America’s Next Top Nanny is on in five minutes, and I want to do this now.”
Him: “Too bad. I’m comfortable.”
Her: “Actually, wait, that’s it! I can take a picture of you lounging in the chair to show just how comfortable it is! Pose for me, honey. Look comfortable.”
Him: *grunts and throws his leg on the arm of the chair*
Her: “Perfect! That says that you’re so comfortable you’ve even forgotten that you still have your shoes on. I like it.”
Him: *takes a drag from his cigarette*
Her: *click* *click* “Great. That way I don’t need to say in the description that it reeks of smoke; they’ll know.”
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