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YSaC, Vol. CII

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All of you suck so badlyyy losers (shush)

i hate this site its bullshit none of it is real

Whew! I was worried there for a second … I thought people might actually be posting stupid things on this website for real!

I’m so relieved to know that this is all just an elaborate ruse; that makes me feel better about humanity in general.

But if the website isn’t real, and these listings aren’t real, maybe it means I shouldn’t be making fun of them? Or does it mean that I’m also not real? Ow, my head hurts.

This was posted in “household services”. But clearly if it’s not real, it doesn’t matter what section it was posted in.

Comments

17 responses to “YSaC, Vol. CII”

  1. SJ Avatar
    SJ

    This would have been so much had he/she spelled it with the proper internet spelling of “loosers”.

  2. SJ Avatar
    SJ

    Er, so much better. Damn posting at nearly 1 a.m.

  3. drmk Avatar
    drmk

    Maybe he thought the extra y’s in badlyyy made up for it.

    He did follow the internet convention of neglecting the apostrophe in the conjunction.

  4. Rappenwolf Avatar
    Rappenwolf

    Then again, maybe he thinks that “loosers” is the correct spelling and he misspelled the misspelling? It’s not 1 a.m. but I’m taking Vicodin for pulled-tooth pain.

  5. Shane-For-Wax Avatar
    Shane-For-Wax

    He spelled losers wrong. It’s loserz. 😛

    1. Dave and Ferret Tribe Avatar
      Dave and Ferret Tribe

      Everyone knows that you form plurals with either a z or an ‘s. When people start to form plurals with an ‘z, you know that the End Times are at hand.

      1. HamCan Avatar
        HamCan

        Zool’z

  6. kate Avatar
    kate

    What’s with the shush is parenthesis? Is that their location?

    I don’t know, but I like it. I use that word all the time with my kids, cuz it’s not nice to say shut-up, and be quiet takes too long.

    So it’s either “Shush!”, or “Hush!”, depending on how annoying the noise they’re making is.

    I think it might be a pre-empsive shush to all the fake people posting fake ads that will be mad when they see they’ve been exposed. hehe

  7. Dave and Ferret Tribe Avatar
    Dave and Ferret Tribe

    Wait a minute, Sparky. If none of it is real, and you’ve posted, doesn’t that mean that you aren’t real either? Is this going to turn into one of those logic puzzles on the LSAT?

  8. Windrose Avatar
    Windrose

    Nothing really matters,
    Anyone can see,
    Nothing really matters,
    Nothing really matters to Sparkeeeeeeeey!

    1. One Moving Violation Avatar
      One Moving Violation

      …any way the wind sucks…

      1. Windrose Avatar
        Windrose

        Ahem! Don’t make me edit you, One. You wouldn’t like me when I edit you. 8)

  9. LimeLolly Avatar
    LimeLolly

    Not.A.Real.Post.

  10. One Moving Violation Avatar
    One Moving Violation

    “All of you suck so badlyyy losers (shush)
    Translation: You losers are horrible at sucking.(so hate u stupid hos)

    Actually, I think Sparky’s post blows.

  11. TacoMagic Avatar
    TacoMagic

    Are these just real ads,
    Or are they fantasy,
    Posting red tables,
    Oh escape from cat calculus,
    Six plus steak fries,
    Surf through the site and see!
    I’m just a sparky, I need no brain bleach,
    Because I’m easy buy, easy sell,
    Lots of junk, and crisco.
    Any girl I can connect to is just fine with me.
    With me.

  12. Digitalaxis Avatar
    Digitalaxis

    It’s true! I’m not even real. I’m actually just a malfunctioning spambot using the works of Mark Twain, Kurt Vonnegut, and Paris Hilton as input text patterns, because like oh my god, so it goes.

  13. Windrose Avatar
    Windrose

    mudsey, I know your day in the box was unreal. Punchity Punch Punch!

    Good Morning, Friedrich Nietzsche!

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