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  • YSaC, Vol. LXXIX

    mcdonalds monopoly!! need # 273 Park Place!!! SPLIT w/ me!! – $1

    i got #274 its called BOARDWALK with a dark blue strip on top. i’ll split with someone that has park place #273. get to me asap!! we can meet up right bow if you want!! its 1:21am. if not meet me at my work that i plan on quitting once we meet hahaaaaa!! thanks!!

    Hmmm, if only I knew where to find the Park Place piece …

    I HAVE PARK PLACE MONOPOLY PEICE I NEED BOARDWALK LETS SPLIT MILLION – $500000

    Hello I have got the park place piece for Mcdonalds monopoly and I need the boardwalk piece. If you have the piece I will pay 500000 thousand in cash if you really have it. Please I dont have time for scams as I am a busy man but if you have boardwalk for mcdonalds monopoly email me asap and you just got yourself 500000k in cash. I hope you have it and best of luck. Contact me if you do.

    These two people are in the same city. If you do a search for “Monopoly”, they both come up in the listings. I could be nice, but I won’t. (Besides, if you do a search for “Monopoly” in this particular city, there’s about ten other people who each claim to have Park Place or Boardwalk. I’ll let them all sort it out amongst themselves.)

  • YSaC, Vol. LXXVIII

    1988 – Ringling Brothers- Clown Puppet – $12

    Original tags still attached

    email or call (xxx) xxx-xxxx Chuck

    Am I the only one who finds the idea of buying a clown doll/puppet from a guy named Chuck to be a little terrifying?

  • YSaC, Vol. LXXVII

    Trade large Mongoose Alta for Sour Candy – $20

    Large chromoly frame. Fits 5’9″ comfortably with the seat all the way down. Has quick fire trigger shifters and shimano components. Well used. Could use a nice thorough lubing or tune up. Seat is a little rough, paint is decent, tires are good but are a deep, fat, rubbery offroad tread so it squeaks like new shoes on the sidwalk, but everything works and it can be ridden away immediately.

    Prefer soft sour candy (no generic sour candy, please). Prefer Sour Patch Kids, Trolli Sour Gummi Brite Crawlers, Sour Gummi Life Savers. No hard candy.

    Will also trade for good soda (pure Cane Jones, good ginger ale) or Skyy.

    Trade a bicycle for sour candy? Exactly how much candy does this guy want? And how much sour candy can one person eat? I think we’ve got a sugar addiction on our hands here … do we really want to enable him?

    In good news, if you do decide to trade this guy 40 pounds of gummi bears for a bike, I know where you can get some lube for free.

  • YSaC, Vol. LXXVI

    Free Baking Supplies

    5 one lbs cans and 17 cans of one lbs of Crisco Vegetable Shortening. Freshness not guaranteed, great for baking, animal feed supplement, lubrication material. No delivery or reservations, must take all. Cans go to first person who calls and picks-up. Call ASAP.

    That’s right, call as quickly as you can for these 5 1-lb cans and 17 1-lb cans of not-guaranteed-fresh Crisco, which is great for feeding to people, animals, or lubing up your truck.

    Must take all 5 and 17 cans of possibly-spoiled solid vegetable lard.

    Ew.

  • YSaC, Vol. LXXV

    Sofa and Love Seat For Sale – $500

    Sofa and Love seat for sale, no more room for them decent condition, no tears or rips in fabric.

    For sale: One sofa, and one clothing* storage unit. Great for jeans, sweatpants, and t-shirts. Perfect for small spaces: can also be used for seating.

    *Clothing not included.

    Submitted by Laurel — thanks!

  • YSaC, Vol. LXXIV

    This one’s below a cut because the ad is long.

    Morton’s Steak and Seafood dinner for 2 for $99 Certificate – $2

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