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YSaC, Vol. LXXIX

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mcdonalds monopoly!! need # 273 Park Place!!! SPLIT w/ me!! – $1

i got #274 its called BOARDWALK with a dark blue strip on top. i’ll split with someone that has park place #273. get to me asap!! we can meet up right bow if you want!! its 1:21am. if not meet me at my work that i plan on quitting once we meet hahaaaaa!! thanks!!

Hmmm, if only I knew where to find the Park Place piece …

I HAVE PARK PLACE MONOPOLY PEICE I NEED BOARDWALK LETS SPLIT MILLION – $500000

Hello I have got the park place piece for Mcdonalds monopoly and I need the boardwalk piece. If you have the piece I will pay 500000 thousand in cash if you really have it. Please I dont have time for scams as I am a busy man but if you have boardwalk for mcdonalds monopoly email me asap and you just got yourself 500000k in cash. I hope you have it and best of luck. Contact me if you do.

These two people are in the same city. If you do a search for “Monopoly”, they both come up in the listings. I could be nice, but I won’t. (Besides, if you do a search for “Monopoly” in this particular city, there’s about ten other people who each claim to have Park Place or Boardwalk. I’ll let them all sort it out amongst themselves.)

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8 responses to “YSaC, Vol. LXXIX”

  1. jess Avatar
    jess

    this is almost…exciting! lol

  2. jess Avatar
    jess

    i would show up with a police escort though…and a iron-clad contract. people are shady when it comes to money.

  3. Kat Avatar
    Kat

    Dude, the second one was offering 500000 thousand dollars for the missing piece! If I had that kind of money, I’d so totally NOT be playing McDonald’s Monopoly!

  4. Juju Avatar
    Juju

    “you just got yourself 500000k in cash” Correct me if I’m wrong, but if $1,000 is represented as 1k, wouldn’t this guy be offering a hella lot more money than 500k? That just doesn’t seem practical.

  5. Larry Avatar
    Larry

    Yes, 500,000 thousand would be 500,000,000. For those lost in all of the zeroes, that’s 500 million.

  6. Hillari-T Avatar
    Hillari-T

    Who has half a mil in cash?? What does that even look like???

    1. ZODIAC Avatar
      ZODIAC

      he’s refering to the McDonalds Monopoly grand prize of one million. he’ll half it with you if you have the peice he needs.

  7. Ed Snyder Avatar
    Ed Snyder

    Let’s assume the second guy meant a half million dollars and not a half billion. Even so he’s making a pretty stupid offer. Hasn’t he ever heard of taxes? Assuming 40% federal income tax and roughly 10% to his state, he’s left with about a half million which he has already spent on the second Monopoly piece.

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