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  • YSaC, Vol. 1737: Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

    CARPET REFURBISH FOR CARICATURE ARTIST SERVICE – $500




    My carpet is rippling. Need a skilled carpeter
    to smooth out my wall-carpet for Caricature Party
    Specialist.

    I will perform my service for carpet repair.

    If you or your loved one needs a
    party entertainment idea? Consider me
    to entertain your guests at the next
    luau or local party. Been doing this for over
    30 years.

    You know who was awesome? Abraham Lincoln.
    You know who else was awesome? Batman.
    So what could be more awesome than Bat-Lincoln! Just shine the signal of a stovepipe hat on the sky, and Bat-Lincoln will swoop in and, er, I don’t know – free the slaves or something. But awesome!

    Thanks for the post, Lisa!

  • YSaC, Vol. 1736: Where’s the kaboom?

    inubulizer hoses/attachments

    Just the hoses, new in plastic. If you have the machine. If you use an enibulizer machine for breathing treatments, text me or call.


    “That earth creature has stolen my Q-36 explosive space inubulizer! Quickly, Gossamer, fetch me the enibulizer! It shall be fully enbubulized immediately!”

    (Thanks for the post, Mickey!)

  • YSaC, Vol. 1735: Look at the bones!

    Cattle Bones

    Large cattle pelvic bone, some spine, etc. Tired of them lying around. Call first, no texts.

    Darn cattle bones, just lying around. Get a JOB, ya calcified hippies!

    (Thanks Jason!)

  • YSaC, Vol. 1734: One without so much strawberry tart in it.

    Do you want a pet, but don’t have time to deal with all those pesky needs they have? Here’s two possibilities that might be right up your alley:

    Frozen Meduim Rat

    condition: new
    Its a gray frozen rat we recently sold our snake and we had a extra frozen rat, if any one wants it we dident want to throw it away.

    Now, to my mind, “new” condition for a rat is probably still breathing, but whatever. It’s low maintenance! It doesn’t need food! It doesn’t need water! It doesn’t even need oxygen! It does, however, probably need a cool place to keep the smell down.

    Still too much work?

    Free to a good loving home


    Free to good home, “Boulder” has been a wonderful companion.

    However we are forced to downsize and are moving to an apt.

    They do not allow Boulders on the premises

    Boulder is very quiet, he will just sit with you for hours on end.

    Please give Boulder a good home.

    Boulder doesn’t need refrigeration, so you could start here, and when you feel prepared, work your way up to dead rat.

    Thanks for the posts, Michael and Alisha!

  • YSaC, Vol. 1733: Danger Will Robinson!

    Phish Hat

    Hey brother, I am sorry bout today, I got another hat ive never wore. Let me know some key details and ill give you this one. Seriously very sorry and want to give you this hat.

    I’m not going to do it.

    I swear I’m not going to do it.

    Not. Going. To…

    Phish hat, Phish hat, rolly polly Phish hat
    Phish hat, Phish hat, eat it up, yum!

    Dammit.

    Thanks for the post, Andrew!

  • YSaC, Vol. 1732: Art for crap’s sake.

    Need someone to change a wedding photo a little…


    for 10 bucks I just need someone to do a semi-convincing photo shop of a wedding photo. It is a pic of them cutting a cake. I need it to look like they are cutting an animal for some sort of sacrifice or something and the faces need to be blurred out like it would be on the show COPS. It doesn’t need to be perfect. Just pretty good. I can easily do it in something like MSPAINT but…c’mon…it would be crap.

    Payment is via paypal. I’ll shoot it over. You can invoice me if you are a professional

    Full subscription to Photoshop CC 2014: $49/month
    High end photo editing workstation: $10,000
    4 years of art school: $150,000

    Ability to help Sparky here mangle someone’s wedding photo? Priceless.

    No, literally priceless. As in, probably no one will do this for any price.

    Have fun with MS Paint there, Sparky.

    Thanks for the post, Lisa!