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YSaC, Vol. 1737: Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

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CARPET REFURBISH FOR CARICATURE ARTIST SERVICE – $500




My carpet is rippling. Need a skilled carpeter
to smooth out my wall-carpet for Caricature Party
Specialist.

I will perform my service for carpet repair.

If you or your loved one needs a
party entertainment idea? Consider me
to entertain your guests at the next
luau or local party. Been doing this for over
30 years.

You know who was awesome? Abraham Lincoln.
You know who else was awesome? Batman.
So what could be more awesome than Bat-Lincoln! Just shine the signal of a stovepipe hat on the sky, and Bat-Lincoln will swoop in and, er, I don’t know – free the slaves or something. But awesome!

Thanks for the post, Lisa!

Comments

16 responses to “YSaC, Vol. 1737: Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na”

  1. CapnMac Avatar
    CapnMac

    “Ab’ram Lincoln Penguin, Joker, Riddler, ry al Killer”?

    1. HamCan Avatar
      HamCan

      Hey Blinkin!

  2. Dave and Ferret Tribe Avatar
    Dave and Ferret Tribe

    Another Jefferson Davis as King Tut? This is the worst party ever.

  3. Windrose Avatar
    Windrose

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    1. Brer Fox Avatar
      Brer Fox

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      1. Dave and Ferret Tribe Avatar
        Dave and Ferret Tribe

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  4. One Moving Violation Avatar
    One Moving Violation

    My carpet is rippling.

    You should see a doctor about that. And soon.

  5. meeshybee Avatar
    meeshybee

    “Wall-carpet” is code for “padded cell”.

  6. HamCan Avatar
    HamCan

    smooth out my wall-carpet

    Sparky, I too prefer my “wall carpet” brazillian.

  7. ratwoman Avatar
    ratwoman

    Dear Sparky

    Thank you for your generous offer. Sadly, we do not live in a barter economy. We have bills to pay.

    Nice try, though.

  8. Irregular Fractal Avatar
    Irregular Fractal

    So my luau has to be a distance event? Damn.

    And let’s not give Oliver Stone ideas… next thing you know, he’ll team up with Zack Snyder for a re-imagining of Lincoln in which John Wilkes Booth was actually The Joker, Ann Rutledge as Catwoman (she didn’t really die of typhoid, that was a cover), Stephen A. Douglas as The Riddler, and Dred Scott as Robin.

    Actually, on second thought, I’d watch the hell out of that movie. Carry on.

  9. Demon Duck of Doom Avatar
    Demon Duck of Doom

    I’ve heard the Bat-Lincoln bedroom-cave has ceiling-to-ceiling wall-carpet. Helps to muffle the noise of all those wild caricature parties.

  10. James Avatar
    James

    Time to put this one in the bag… Carpet bag… bagger… My comment is a bunch of bull moose…

    This is a gerrymander… reminder…. that my above comment is not very clever.

  11. Ralph Avatar
    Ralph

    If Sparky’s carpet is rippling I assume it is infested with Carpet Pythons. A carpeter won’t help, but a wagondick might, if he can find the right rhythm to charm them.

    I have no idea whether this will be enough for a caricature party, since I’ve never been to one, or what this has to do with Lincbat. Wasn’t he in the Demoblican Party?

    I assume Sparky is trying to barter because he lost his money. I saw some fish tossing around what may have been his wallet yesterday; it’s the first time I’ve seen carp-to-carp walleting.

    1. One Moving Violation Avatar
      One Moving Violation

      Really. Has anybody ever voted for a candidate in the Caricature Party?

  12. MissMommyNiceNice Avatar
    MissMommyNiceNice

    And I quote:

    Don’t believe everything you read on the internet. Be anything you want, unless you can Bat Lincoln. Then always be Bat Lincoln.

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