Promise ring 1/4 ct tw Size 5.5 Trade for hand gun!!! – $275
Very unique Promise ring for sale $275 reasonable offers accepted! Cash only! Paid over $400 comes with lifetime warranty from Helzbergs! I have proof of perchase! Practically brand new! Will trade for hand gun 9mm, .40 cal. , or .45
Trading a promise ring for a handgun, you say?
Thanks for the post, Amy!
Not like that trade is going to end badly or anything . . .
He’s a dead ringer…
Hmm, a person has an item of some value, and wishes to exchange it for a completely different sort of item–there could be a business there. A profitable business. Why, that business could also offer loans of cash against an item of value. that item to be returned upon repayment, too.
I wonder how one could find such a business?
I’ll ask the bishop. He might know of a place in close proximity.
There is such a place in Queens, but I got rooked the last time I was there.
You should have known better than to go there at knight.
I’m getting board with this whole discussion.
You never heard of the Pawn? It’s the fastest piece on the board. It did the Castle run in 6 moves!
You made me promises, promises
You knew you’d never keep.
Promises, promises,
Now I’m packing heat.
Perfect tiara for the queen of your tiny human health care workers! Hours of fun and excitement!
Hammy, Ralph, C””J, get in line. We only have two helmets, so one of you has to do without. Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Lonely Hearts Club and Firing Range members!
What a coincidink…..two Saturday Night Specials in one ad!…..wonder which one will “go off” first?
To sleep, perchase to dream; ay, there’s the gub.
Disheveled boxes of my stuff – Trade for medical services
I have several hastily-packed boxes of my things. They were thrown from a second-story window and landed in the dirt, so the clothes will need a little bit of washing and my beloved Game Boy has seen better days. Will trade for immediate medical attention for gunshot wound. Experience treating a lacerated spleen a plus.
Sorry about the blood.
Cash only!… …Will trade for hand gun
Now that hand guns are now considered cash, how many handguns will fit in my wallet?
and
What do you have in your wallet?
I may have change for a .22.
I know when I go to the bank I tell them not to give me anything bigger than a rifle. No one wants to break a bazooka.
I have a SuperSoaker, or is that too ironic?
Why, the groom has got the ring
And it’s such a pretty thing
But as he slips it on her finger
The choir begins to sing
Does your promise ring leave your finger green if you wear it overnight?
Did you bring that carat-ty ring to a love spat or to a gun fight?
Does the ring size for a handgun prize make this offer out of sight?
Does your promise ring leave your finger green if you wear it overnight?
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