YSaC, Vol. 1739: SIX sequels? Really?

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radio alarm saw – $250


work good contractor saw.

or best offer

SKREEEEEEEEEEEE…..

“Honey, it’s too early. Just hit snooze, OK?”
*drowsily*”mmmmkay”
*arm reaches out from under the covers and…

Well, you can fill in the rest.

Thanks for the horror, Ron!

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13 responses to “YSaC, Vol. 1739: SIX sequels? Really?”

  1. Dave and Ferret Tribe Avatar

    Isn’t this IF’s Strawberry Alarm Clock/horrorcore mashup band?

    1. One Moving Violation Avatar
      One Moving Violation

      No, what you need is an ’80s band saw.

  2. HamCan Avatar
    HamCan

    radio alarm I saw – $250

    ——————————————————————————–

    work good, contractor saw I did.

    or best offer, Yes, hmmm.

    Contact Yoda you will.

    There, fixed it!

  3. One Moving Violation Avatar
    One Moving Violation

    I think I might get that. But first I’ll have to do some chores. I have to cut up that log out back with my BigCollumn Change saw. Then I gotta split it with my Bubbleheaded acks. then I’ll need to stack it with the rest of my Fir Word in my Word Shed.

    Snrk!

    *wakes up*

    Huh? Whaa? Oh sorry, you caught me sawing logs. I should get me a radio alarm thingy.

  4. Brer Fox Avatar
    Brer Fox

    I saw a good contractor work but I only heard a radio alarm.

  5. Windrose Avatar
    Windrose

    My goal for August is to update the box 3 times per week. I’ll just set my radio alarm saw to help with that. Hammy, LL, meshybee, congratulations on being the last group in the box. Unless, you know, I get all busy and stuff again. Punchity Punch Punch.

    Huh. Good thing I hit the snooze alarm on the saw.

    Good Morning, Work Good Contractors!

  6. CapnMac Avatar
    CapnMac

    [Corey]
    What Spark’ is referring to is a “radial arm saw.”
    The saw slides along an arm fixed to a central pivot. So the arm describes a radius, hence the name. In the trades, this type of saw has largely been replaced by the sliding chop/miter saw.
    The ‘advantage’ a RAS has over a chop saw is that you can install dado blades in the former.
    [/corey]

    1. Windrose Avatar
      Windrose

      *blink. blink*

      That’s just what I was going to say.

  7. Ralph Avatar
    Ralph

    These are handy for wood-frame airplane construction. You take a stack of wood, cut it, and pilot in the clockpit. Maybe the radio alarm warns of mistles.

  8. Demon Duck of Doom Avatar
    Demon Duck of Doom

    The only way this could be a better wake-up system is if it flew around the room.

    1. Meg Avatar
      Meg

      So then, which system is better for the morning wood?

  9. SilvaNoir Avatar
    SilvaNoir

    Radio alarm saw! Saw run, saw hide under bed! Bad radio! *hiss*

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