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YSaC, Vol. 1740: You have no chance to survive

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a staple calculator sell – $3

condition: good size / dimensions: medium
I got A calculator for sell.

Before u come, better send me e-mail to make a time.
also, you could call me on the phone.

I got lot of good and beautiful baby boys shoes, socks,toys, tables,play station.
And also many charming T-shirts, jeans, jackets,coats and sweaters. . ..as well

Yes, it’s important to make an appointment when purchasing a three dollar disposable calculator. In fact, you should probably call several weeks in advance and make a reservation. You will be shown into the exclusive calculator showroom, after verifying your financial situation, of course. A strict dress code will be enforced – no T-shirts or jeans which are not charming will be permitted.

Thanks for the opportunity, MC!

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14 responses to “YSaC, Vol. 1740: You have no chance to survive”

  1. Dave and Ferret Tribe Avatar
    Dave and Ferret Tribe

    size / dimensions: medium

    Men’s or women’s medium? US or EU? Do you have a graphing calculator in size 40S? All in all, this ad is not written in a very calculating way.

  2. Ralph Avatar
    Ralph

    This model catulator is sold only in Canada, which means it should be multilingual. However, it apparently only displays “sell,” which is 7735 if you turn it upside-down. It should display many other words in English and French. The good news is that if this is priced in Canadian dollars, the price is actually 0.9156 x $3 US. Now if I only had a device that could figure out how much that is….

    And even this gizmo can’t do the cat math to convert French Canadian to US baby sizes. Let me check my ordinateur for an app, or Google it.

    I think I just avoided spending $3 plus conversion fees, a lot of translation errors, and a hassle at the border . Non merci, Sparky.

  3. Windrose Avatar
    Windrose

    See, there’s your trouble right there. Sparky is trying to use a calculator for a sell phone. Can you hear me now? Can you email me now? Good, you owe me $3 in Zimbabwean dollars.

  4. Windrose Avatar
    Windrose

    One and Ducky, quacking in a tree,
    Punchity Punch Punch you get from me.

    Good Morning, Miss Calculations!

  5. limelolly Avatar
    limelolly

    Claigsrist… That was easy

    1. nojazzhere Avatar
      nojazzhere

      CRAW!!!!!…..not CRAW!!!!!!

  6. Meg Avatar
    Meg

    So, just how hard must I slam this down to staple sumthin?
    I wonder if there’s an app for that.

  7. Digitalaxis Avatar
    Digitalaxis

    I don’t think you understand this fully, guys. This is a calculator. ALL the numbers are in there. ALL of them. Yours, mine, Paul Erdos…

  8. Brer Fox Avatar
    Brer Fox

    Well, looking at the picture, we can assume it is an audio calculator. It has a button that says “MU”.
    It should also be pretty cool to the touch since it has a button to turn on the A/C.
    also
    MR Calculator
    MRS Calculator
    MR Flash Card

  9. One Moving Violation Avatar
    One Moving Violation

    Before u come, better send me e-mail to make a time.

    If you plan on making some time, you should have put the ad in the personals.

  10. One Moving Violation Avatar
    One Moving Violation

    So, is staples a verb, noun, adjective, or fish food?

    1. One Moving Violation Avatar
      One Moving Violation

      [OT] I apologize for the weirdness, I’ve been awake for over 24 hours. Google maps doesn’t seem to have any directions on how to get to Sleep.

  11. HamCan Avatar
    HamCan

    If a staple calculator – 3x = lot of good and beautiful baby boys shoes, socks,toys, tables,play station many charming T-shirts, jeans, jackets,coats and sweaters.

    Solve for x

    1. One Moving Violation Avatar
      One Moving Violation

      x = (dicky + lederhosen + slinky – 2mittens).

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