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  • YSaC, Vol. 1725: I wish that I had chassis girl.

    Trailer chassis


    Giving away a metal trailer chassis that is probably 14 feet long.

    Just need it removed from the property as soon as possible.

    It’s probably fourteen feet long. And I’m pretty sure it’s a trailer chassis. Maybe? It’s back that way somewhere, although it might be off to the left a bit. Actually, now that I think about it, it might also be a hay rake. Or possibly some sort of trebuchet. But I definitely want it gone. Whatever it is.

    Thanks for the post, Ralph!

  • YSaC, Vol. 1724: WARSROBE! What is it good for?

    FREE WORDEOBE MOVING BOXES

    I have 4 LARGE WARSROBE BOXES . Come get them !

    I was going to write some sort of lengthy entertaining snark for this one, but I just keep looking at WORDEOBE and giggling.

    Thanks for the link, Peter!

  • YSaC, Vol. 1723: Eat your heart out, Quintus Teal

    Cozy Room in [location] Available July !st

    Cozy Room in [Location] Heritage House …. Perfect for student room is semi furnish as shown in the ad, but you can bring your own if necessary .
    Wifi and utilities are inclusive $ 500.00 per month plus deposit

    Well gee – I’ve always wanted to live at the haunted mystery spot. Sign me up!

    Thanks for the link, David!

  • YSaC, Vol. 1721: Wow!

    jaguar s type Low mail – $5900




    2001 jaguar s type Low mail odometer: 76000
    I have jaguar s Low mail
    good car
    76.000
    Cline title
    V6 3.0
    RWD
    Luther
    Son roof

    Serious buyer only and cash is preferable. Interest? Please call me @ [number]
    And . [different number]

    Wow. Such car! So title! Very Luther!

    Wow!

    Thanks for the post, sd!

  • YSaC, Vol. 1718: Love seat, baby, love seat!

    5 foot maroon love seat willing to listen to offers – $125 (Lincoln)

    There’s some text with this one, but it’s not important. This is a 5 foot maroon love seat willing to listen to offers, folks — do you realize how rarely 5 foot maroon love seats are willing to entertain offers? Usually they just hang out and insist that you go see the movie THEY want to see, just like last weekend when they asked what you wanted to do and you said that you really wanted to go see “The Fault in Our Stars” and the 5 foot maroon love seat didn’t respond at all and then about five minutes later said, “Let’s go see the X-Men movie.” Or the time you tried to get it to realize that its flirting really upset you, and it promised it would take your feelings into account, only for you to find it at the bar hanging out with that ottoman from down the street. Or the time you tried to get the 5 foot maroon love seat to stop invading the Ukraine, and it said it was totally listening to you and it wasn’t building up its military forces on the border, but it actually was anyway and then went ahead and invaded even though you asked it very nicely not to.

    So this 5 foot maroon love seat is different, see?

    Thanks, Amy!

  • YSaC, Vol. 1712: In which Richard Attenborough says, “Yup.”

    Lion portrait CHEAP – $10

    Huge Portrait that we kept from when moved. Paid $40.00 and selling for $10.

    [Richard Attenborough voice] The lion. Majestic, imposing, and totally not a tiger. Nope, not a tiger at all. No tigers here. That’s a lion. Yup. [end Richard Attenborough voice]

    It’s been a while since we had a nice lion around here. It’s also been a while since I wrote a post. I figured I’d go with a classic to ease myself back into it. Thanks, Jen, for the low-hanging fruit!