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  • YSaC, Vol. 1743: Boweling for Dollars

    It’s amazing the things you can find on Craigslist:

    Avengrs Panic Table

    WOW*** BIG HORSE ***STAFFED ANIMAL ***

    fish bowels

    Heavy Solid Made in USA Copper Bowels

    Breaded Dragon

    Gardenza – $30

    Self repelled mower

    Leather ‘barker’ lounger

    Doeer electric corp. Wench – $1

    STUDIO W/ WALKING CLOSET

    Thanks, Melissa, sd, euleria, Lynette, Molly, Ginger, Ted, Cat, and Jessica!

  • YSaC, Vol. 1742: Two out of seven’s not bad.

    [Warning: if you are easily offended, you’re on the wrong website AND you might not want to read the post below.]

    Free frig

    I’m giving my frig away. It’s really the only frig I’ve ever given. If you’d like to frig, its free to pick up, outside of [location]. Please, come get it, its the only frig I have

    I’m not really looking for a frig right now. I’ve been looking for a damn for a while, but nobody ever seems to have those to give away. Or a shit. I’d settle for a crap, but even those don’t get given very often. There’s lots of fucks out there though, and unlike shits and craps, nobody ever seems to take those.

    I’ll show myself to the corner.

    Thanks, Ralph!

  • YSaC, Vol. 1741: The Fast and the Spurious

    1998 Honda Civic Es Special eSport Editions – $1000

    1998 Honda Racing Civic fuel : gastransmission : manual title status : clean
    The car es in goo conditionss
    Its fast and furios looking
    Much JDM
    The car has proffesionals stickers
    And racing wings
    17 inche rines
    Cold air intakes

    The car is 5 speeds with R makes its 6 speeds
    It has the single cams no vtec much powers full

    When I was growing up, we had a 1979 Chevrolet Chevette hatchback. With black plastic upholstery. When it got hot out, it would melt anything you put near it in seconds. I wonder if that’s what this ad means by “goo conditionss?” Probably not, though, since it has cold air intakes. Then again, those probably wouldn’t work in summer when there’s no cold air.

    Also, I don’t think you’re normally allowed to count “reverse” towards the total number of speeds. Although the other possibility, that the car doesn’t go in reverse, but has a pirate gear, is intriguing.

    Thanks for the ad, MC – you’re 2 for 2!

  • YSaC, Vol. 1740: You have no chance to survive

    a staple calculator sell – $3

    condition: good size / dimensions: medium
    I got A calculator for sell.

    Before u come, better send me e-mail to make a time.
    also, you could call me on the phone.

    I got lot of good and beautiful baby boys shoes, socks,toys, tables,play station.
    And also many charming T-shirts, jeans, jackets,coats and sweaters. . ..as well

    Yes, it’s important to make an appointment when purchasing a three dollar disposable calculator. In fact, you should probably call several weeks in advance and make a reservation. You will be shown into the exclusive calculator showroom, after verifying your financial situation, of course. A strict dress code will be enforced – no T-shirts or jeans which are not charming will be permitted.

    Thanks for the opportunity, MC!

  • YSaC, Vol. 1739: SIX sequels? Really?

    radio alarm saw – $250

    work good contractor saw.

    or best offer

    SKREEEEEEEEEEEE…..

    “Honey, it’s too early. Just hit snooze, OK?”
    *drowsily*”mmmmkay”
    *arm reaches out from under the covers and…

    Well, you can fill in the rest.

    Thanks for the horror, Ron!

  • YSaC, Vol. 1738: And you’re to blame.

    Promise ring 1/4 ct tw Size 5.5 Trade for hand gun!!! – $275

    Very unique Promise ring for sale $275 reasonable offers accepted! Cash only! Paid over $400 comes with lifetime warranty from Helzbergs! I have proof of perchase! Practically brand new! Will trade for hand gun 9mm, .40 cal. , or .45

    Trading a promise ring for a handgun, you say?

    Thanks for the post, Amy!