I have 5 Dyson vacuum cleaners in great condition.DC17 Animal-$350,DC07 All Floors-$200
DC Absolute Asthma and Allergy-$300,DC17 Absolute-$300 and an All Floors-
$200.
Because the only place better than your backyard to take a picture of vacuum cleaners is in a parking lot.
In my mind, the vacuum cleaners are racing each other. The yellow one is clearly winning in both pictures. Go yellow! Whoo-hoo!!!!
I won’t even get into the deep, existential questions this post brings up, such as “Why do you have five Dyson vacuum cleaners?” Some mysteries are just better left unexplored.
Refrigerated watermelon up for grabs! A friend brought it over last week and i didn’t have the heart to tell him i dont like watermelon. I know I know, you may ask… But how can you not love watermelon??? … Well let me tell you … Not EVERYONE loves gosh darn stupid watermelon! Sorry , i have some watermelon issues. It is brand new, never tasted never man handled. It feels heavy.
Make an offer kids.
So it’s Saturday night and there’s nothing on TV so you go to the fridge and then it hits you. There’s a freaking watermelon in there. It’s been there since last week, but it’s only just hit you. (Maybe you were on a happy adventure.)
But wait–you don’t like watermelon. In fact, you have “watermelon issues.”
I have about half of the Letters we took out of our coffee store. The full set cost $1800. Sell all reamining letters $20.
Just in case you were wondering what you can spell out of “epresso chileo beans i m m puhierw”, which is my best interpretation of the letters above, you can make “Now misshape imbecile superhero.” (Which, I think, was the Wonder Twins.) I can see that phrase coming in handy in all sorts of situations.
Faux Fur Dog Coat/Jacket NEW (Large) Adorable Ivory w/ pearl detail – $15
$15 Cash! Faux-fur jacket with ribbon and pearl-like accent at the neck. 16” at neck, 17” at back, 22” around middle.
It’s a good thing the dog is wearing a fur coat. It looks really pleased about it as well.
Actually, the dog sort of looks like it would talk with a snooty British accent. “I say, Jeeves, can you hold my fur coat out of the way while I drink out of the toilet? Thank you, my good man.”
Do not purchase personal training sessions from a gym. They are a complete joke, I know because that is what I used to do. Learn to exercise for yourself and no longer leave your fitness goals to another person. Learn your muscle groups and how they work! Learn how to construct a healthy diet that helps you achive your goals. You can learn this in no more than 8-15 hours. Do not be held hostage by lack of knowledge.
Contact John S. at xxx-xxx-xxxx
Certified by the N.C.S.F proof of certification provided.
$300.00 plus gym fees if applicable. No hidden costs, guaranted in writing.
That’s right, don’t hire a personal trainer. Hire me! I’m a … former personal trainer. That’s different, see, and better. And I’ll be happy to charge you between $20-$37.50 an hour to explain why.
