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YSaC, Vol. LVII

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Do not hire a Personal Trainer!

Do not purchase personal training sessions from a gym. They are a complete joke, I know because that is what I used to do. Learn to exercise for yourself and no longer leave your fitness goals to another person. Learn your muscle groups and how they work! Learn how to construct a healthy diet that helps you achive your goals. You can learn this in no more than 8-15 hours. Do not be held hostage by lack of knowledge.

Contact John S. at xxx-xxx-xxxx
Certified by the N.C.S.F proof of certification provided.
$300.00 plus gym fees if applicable. No hidden costs, guaranted in writing.

That’s right, don’t hire a personal trainer. Hire me! I’m a … former personal trainer. That’s different, see, and better. And I’ll be happy to charge you between $20-$37.50 an hour to explain why.

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2 responses to “YSaC, Vol. LVII”

  1. Anonie-Moose Avatar
    Anonie-Moose

    lol “Do not be held hostage by lack of knowledge.”

  2. DaddyPro Avatar
    DaddyPro

    Kind of scrawny…how former ago was this career?

    Learn how to construct a healthy sentence that helps you achive your personal communication goals.

    No longer trust your fitness to another person. Trust them to me.

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