You Suck at Craigslist

Author: drmk

  • YSaC, Vol. XLV

    Qween size Bed – $75

    This bed is about 3 yrs old used as a guest bed

    Old blood stain? What old blood stain?

  • YSaC, Vol. XLIV

    DONALD DUCK – $20

    I HAVE A REALLY CUTE DONALD DUCK PUNPKIN.

    I understand what all of those words mean individually — well, almost all of them — but strung together like that, they make no sense at all.

  • YSaC, Vol. XLIII

    Colsole Table – Excellent Condition – $300

    Console Table. Excellent Condition. Glass and Metal, circa 1990’s. Rectangular glass top with bowed front. Has been appraised for Fair Market Value of $300.00. Moving to California. Will take best offer.

    Really? $300? I don’t know what makes this better. The fact that I actually cannot see this appraised table or the fact that for $300 I am not also getting all of those freakin’ lamps you have crowding it in the picture.

    Sent in by AM — thanks!

  • YSaC, Vol. XLII

    AKIA entertainment ctr and Xtra side piece – $45

    These are akia brand. I will sell both for $49. This is a large unit for a great price and a side unit for extra storage. Nice set. This week only!!!! 2 Pieces. WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Ah yes, “AKIA”, the cheaper-quality Swedish bastard stepchild.

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  • YSaC, Vol. XLI

    $600 The specious room includes all utilities

    The specious room available in 3 bed rooms (1 pro female and 1 pro male). hardwood, full kitchen, furnished living room, laundry (1 dollar for washing, 1 dollar for drying and 2 decks.

    The apt is located in a quiet neighborhood, 2 blocks to harverd st and cambridge and 2-3 mins walking to the bus 66,64,501.

    The price includes all utilities and the lease is for 7 months with no fee. For questions please send me an email or call me

    The “specious” room, huh? I knew it sounded too good to be true.

    I should look into getting my pro female status certified. I’ve been an amateur for too long.

    Sent in by CJ — thanks!

  • YSaC, Vol. XL (whose idea were these damned roman numerals, anyway?)

    Giant Stuffed Dog – $750

    Henry needs a new home. He sits at about 6 feet high, and is cute as a button. Head comes off, and appendages unzip, but not very easily. Great conversation piece.

    I’ll say it’s a great conversation piece! Just imagine the conversation you’ll have with your four-year-old when you have too many Manhattans one night and end up unzipping Henry’s head and running around the house with it yelling, “I beheaded Henry! I beheaded Henry!”

    Or does that only happen in my house?