Henry needs a new home. He sits at about 6 feet high, and is cute as a button. Head comes off, and appendages unzip, but not very easily. Great conversation piece.
I’ll say it’s a great conversation piece! Just imagine the conversation you’ll have with your four-year-old when you have too many Manhattans one night and end up unzipping Henry’s head and running around the house with it yelling, “I beheaded Henry! I beheaded Henry!”
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Is that $750.00? It would take something a lot stronger than Manhattans for someone to buy that thing. And why exactly does the head zip off? Is that to store tommy guns or smuggle illegal aliens over the border?
I have a feeling the next time I watch Donnie Darko I’m going to be picturing Frank wearing this … thing. Those soulless eyes, that oddly pink tongue sticking out of his chin, the utter lack of a mouth …
And I’ll have to sleep in the bathtub with the lights on and the door locked, because I’ll probably have nightmares.
Well, that depends. Can you sit motionless for 45 minutes in a room full of chattering people, and then suddenly look at your watch, say something insane, stand up and leave the room? That would be awesome.
He’d need to practice signing (with stuff-dog-paw) this:
アストロナッシュ
(Asutoronasshu)
Since that sounds like a sneeze, we’d have to, quite naturally, call him Hideki (秀樹)
Japanese is like that, sometimes.
Oh, and the intimate-diminutive would be pronounced “heyeDEE-cho”
Will guess that Shibō *[sheeBOUGH] シボ, might suit being male, 16, and American better.
Because the landfill in my area will no longer accept the 700lbs per week of Henry droppings and there are no more small children in my neighborhood to feed him.
And all this is only from an ‘Enery (‘Enery!)
Not from a Willie or a Sam (no Sam!)
I’m a six foot dog named ‘Enery (‘Enery)
‘Enery the six foot dog I am
‘Enery the six foot dog I am.
Sorry for being a downer today, but I’d really appreciate any prayers/positive thoughts sent my way. I woke up this morning and I was bleesing, and I’m still spotting. It’s not as bad as it could be, but I’m still pretty terrified. I’m on bedrest today, so I won’t be checking in too often. Thanks for being a great group of friends.
Thoughts and well-wishes to you EB! Try to think as positive as you can – lots of Mama’s clients start bleeding and she always tells them it can happen for all sorts of reasons and mean any number of things. I’m gonna tell the universe to make it one of the banal, safe, slightly-gross-but-perfectly-normal things. *hugs*
EB, I picture you surrounded by white, angelic light that heals and holds. I know for you that you are perfect, whole, and complete, and that your path may look rocky, but the truth is that you will reach the point of fulfillment at the appointed time. Hang in there. ((HUGS))
Thanks, guys 🙂 I’ve been on the couch all day (Mr is being fabulous and taking care of me AND a crabby toddler, and now he’s making some homemade pizza… yumm!) and while I’m still spotting, I haven’t had bad cramps or other terrible signs. I’m going to the doctor in the morning and staying home from work tomorrow… It’ll be some Valentines Day, huh? :-p Thanks for the love!
As you slowly and calmly breathe in and out, listening to each breath, know that perfect health is your natural state of being. Surround yourself in a halo of all of our well-wishes. If you need extra reassurance or if you’re feeling vulnerable, picture our halo around you and draw upon it. Envision it surrounding you and cradling you, protecting you from harm. You’re in a bubble of protection and well-being.
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