You Suck at Craigslist

Author: drmk

  • YSaC, Vol. XXI

    Framed Shrek print – $60

    I had this print framed at Michaels (I don’t know why I needed a Shrek picture) and it’s been sitting in its wrapping ever since. Never been hung up.

    Green metal frame with non-glare glass. Certificate of Authenticity on back.

    Photos taken with webcam in bright sunlight, so colors appear dull, but print is very colorful and sharp in person.

    So let me make sure I’ve got this right: you don’t know why you needed a Shrek picture, so you’re trying to sell it to someone else for $60?

  • YSaC, Vol. XX

    Inside Wind chime – $1

    Inside wind chime, has a fan under it that blows the chime. Motor is on a timer that goes off and on through out the day. It also has a plug in for the wall.

    When outdoor wind chimes aren’t irritating enough, you can spend just $1 and be irritated at random intervals during the day in the comfort of your own home.

  • YSaC, Vol. XIX

    Looking for discreet married lady – m4w – 51

    I’m looking for someone like me, married and want to have a secret discreet affair,this could be a one time thing or on going from time to time.Looks and race is not important,BBW friendly.I’m a white male gl, friendly,very clean and honest and so should you.Your dissection assured.If interested please get back to me.Thanks

    What if I don’t want to be dissected?

    I especially don’t want to be dissected as an ongoing from time to time thing. I mean, if I’m going to be dissected, I really only want it to happen once.

    At least it’s assured. I won’t have to wonder.

  • YSaC, Vol. XVIII

    IBOUTIQUE INNVENTORY 50% SALE OUT

    Women Designer Clothing Store have overstock Inventory. Must sale out for New Fall Inventory. Great pieces for 50% off. Must Come Must See.

    Must Tell Me Where.

  • YSaC, Vol. XVII

    Coffee dispensor, toaster, windshield deicer

    Free.

    In my head, the coffee dispenser, toaster, and windshield deicer are all the same appliance.

    (What’s a coffee dispenser?)

  • YSaC, Vol. XVI

    ALL MUST GO NOW – $750

    46″ WIDE SCREEN HDTV HDMI LIKE NEW $700 SONY STERO WITH PIONEER SPEEKERS AND SUB 150, DVD PLAYER MAGNAVOX $20, BAR $150,96 BUICK ROADMASTER RUNS GREAT HIGH MILES INSIDE CLEAN GREAT CAR NEEDS NO WORK $1000. all needs to go before friday so will take best offer on everything.

    You know what I want? I want the CAMERA THAT TOOK THOSE AWESOME PHOTOGRAPHS. That’s high quality electronics right there.