YSaC, Vol. XX

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Inside Wind chime – $1


Inside wind chime, has a fan under it that blows the chime. Motor is on a timer that goes off and on through out the day. It also has a plug in for the wall.

When outdoor wind chimes aren’t irritating enough, you can spend just $1 and be irritated at random intervals during the day in the comfort of your own home.

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32 responses to “YSaC, Vol. XX”

  1. Nathan & the Cynic Avatar

    I think this should be the start of a new category, “No wonder they are selling it” [or something along that line].

  2. drmk Avatar
    drmk

    Started the “no accounting for taste” tag.

  3. jess Avatar

    seriously. wind chimes need to die.

  4. drmk Avatar
    drmk

    Amen, sistah.

  5. Windrose Avatar
    Windrose

    (Quickly hiding all 20 wind chimes I have yet to find room for outside) Yes, I totally agree, wind chimes are, ahem, evil.

  6. Moira Avatar
    Moira

    (Psst, Windrose, you can hide ’em at my house… just under the eaves there.)

  7. kelli Avatar

    If they don’t require wind, are they really wind chimes?

    1. ghostcat Avatar

      “Fan chimes” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

      1. Windrose Avatar
        Windrose

        HAHA! Ring! I get it! 8)

    2. TacoMagic Avatar

      Stagnant air chimes are the wave of the future!

  8. Grampdaddy Avatar
    Grampdaddy

    “I’ll take ‘Annoying Decorations’ for $200, Alex.”

    “This is the most frequent comment made about wind chimes.”

    “What is ‘Blow me’. – I’ll take ‘Regretsy’ for $1000……”

  9. TacoMagic Avatar

    Hey, I remember seeing those in that one movie… with the action. The guy rigs a bomb up that uses an electric wind chime as the timer. Of course he tries taking it out to his car on a windy day and it goes off.

  10. Addicted Reader Avatar
    Addicted Reader

    Forget annoying, that’s just ugly.

  11. Windrose Avatar
    Windrose

    http://www.windsongsd.com/

    The company above has wind chimes tuned to classical music, they have door harps and gongs. I love this store.

    I know some people get cheap wind chimes that just make noise. I agree that those are not good. I would rather save up to buy one decent chime than have a dozen tinny chimes all over the patio. [end chime defense]

    1. Is.A.Manx Avatar
      Is.A.Manx

      There was (long ago) a place in the old Mercado there in San Diego that made ‘bass’ wind chimes, heavy copper tubing, 3, 4, 5′ long–some even in minor keys, too.

      A much more subtle, soothing sound than the tinny pekinese yapping of common chimes.

      One more thing I’ll miss, having become house-less.

      1. Windrose Avatar
        Windrose

        Oh, Capn! Sorry to hear that. Not that the job market is any better in San Diego, but we will have a room for rent in a few months. Must tolerate birds, not be allergic, cats are also allowed. 8)

    2. Addicted Reader Avatar
      Addicted Reader

      And they can be pretty too!

  12. Windrose Avatar
    Windrose

    If Karmyn shows up today, throw escort her to the box. Thanks!

  13. Karmyn Avatar
    Karmyn

    What did I do?

    1. Grampdaddy Avatar
      Grampdaddy

      It’s OK, Karmyn, You did good! Going to the box (top right corner of the page) is the reward for having a GREAT comment. It is one of the highest honors, second only to having Taco show you the “Jingly Taco Thong”*

      *This may not be true.

    2. Windrose Avatar
      Windrose

      Karmyn, come back this evening for your Punch! You will never forget the moment when you get your first.

      1. Karmyn Avatar
        Karmyn

        Oh, the box! I thought I was being sent to the corner.

        1. Lou Stool Avatar
          Lou Stool

          No, the corner is a completely different thing. Although if you stick around long enough, you’re bound to spend some time there. (Don’t worry, most days there are lots of chums to chat with in there)

      2. Astrognash Avatar

        I remember my first punch. I still have the bruise, too.

      3. Karmyn Avatar
        Karmyn

        What do I have to do to get punched?

        1. Windrose Avatar
          Windrose

          Scroll down!

  14. HamCan Avatar


    Come on baby blow my chimes…

  15. CJ Avatar
    CJ

    My husband is not a fan if windchimes.

    Nearly every tree in the yard has one.

    What?

    1. Windrose Avatar
      Windrose

      CJ, you and me, muy simpatico. 8)

  16. LimeLolly Avatar
    LimeLolly

    I can hear the bells,
    My head is reeling,
    I can hear the bells,
    I can’t stop the peeling, I can hear the bells,
    Everybody warns that he won’t like me selling, but please dear buyer, take this contraption from me…
    *

    * oh look, Nickki Blonsky

  17. CoffDrop Avatar
    CoffDrop

    I love wind chimes, but they can be annoying to others.

    “A little Consideration, a little Thought for Others, makes all the difference.” – Winnie the Pooh

    The Wind Chimes

    Two wind chimes,
    one brass and prone to anger,
    one with the throat of an angel,
    swing from my porch eave,
    sing with the storm.
    Last year I lived five months
    under that shrill choir,
    boxing your house, crowding books
    into crates, from some pages
    your own voice crying.
    Some days the chimes raged.
    Some days they hung still.
    They fretted when I dug up
    the lily I gave you in April,
    blooming, strangely, in fall.
    Together, they scolded me
    when I counted pennies you left
    in each can, cup, and drawer,
    when I rechecked the closets
    for remnants of you.
    The last day, the house empty,
    resonant with space, the two chimes
    had nothing to toll for.
    I walked out, took them down,
    carried our mute spirits home.

    By Shirley Buettner

  18. Windrose Avatar
    Windrose

    Karmyn, the best advicer on YSaC! Here’s your first Punchity Punch Punch!

    G’Night, Kuta!

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