Category: furniture

  • YSaC, Vol. 317: I’d go to see “The Droors”, wouldn’t you?

    Chest of Droors and a big fake Plant


    I put this out after the garbage man came by so it will be there for you. Out in the alley, a white chest of droors, but a couple droors are missing, otherwise, it’s made of real wood. There’s also one of those big fake Ficus Trees you see in almost any North Dallas apartment living room corner.
    [address] …. The street is a cul-de-sac and the house is on the circle.

    I’ll try to delete this as soon as it gets picked up, or if you’re on your way, send me an email and I’ll take the post down. It’s 2:32pm.

    This is my lucky day! A chest of droors with a couple droors missing and a generic fake ficus tree like everyone else in the world has! I’ve hit the suburban-classy decorating motherlode! (Well, okay, I’m still looking for that French Prudential chest of droors — that will be the pièce de résistance.)

    Sarah sent this one in saying, “I am shocked that someone could be so illiterate.” She obviously hasn’t spent a lot of time on this blog yet, so let’s help her feel better — at least it wasn’t chester droors. Nobody could ever make that mistake, right?

    chester droors,9 droor dresser and mirror – $250


    All Medium oak, Great condition, Moving must sell, I live in moore oklahoma my name is MARK give me a call at xxx-xxx-xxxx no emails please
    (A GREAT DEAL AT 250)

    Oh. Never mind. That didn’t exactly make things better, did it?

    I’ll be over in the corner weeping at the demise of the English language if you need me.

  • YSaC, Vol. 312: This is a YSaC post.

    This Is A Dinning Room Buffet – $350


    This Is A Beautiful Dinning Hutch….It Has Been In The Family 4 Along Time!!! But It Is Just “BIG” 2 Take With Us Or We Would!!!
    I Know If U Seen It U Would Fall In LOVE With It….It Is Just That “NICE”!!!! So If U Would Like 2 Take A Look, Just Give Me A Call.

    river.girl sends in this listing, saying,

    “I know you’ve discussed dinning room furniture on YSaC before, but I can’t recall if you actually determined what a dinning room is. So I was very excited to see this listing that would show me, if not what a dinning room was, at least what a dinning room buffet might look like. With odd capitalization. And texting abbreviations. And quotes around the word “nice” when describing the buffet. Or maybe its a dinning hutch?”

    Dinning table is actually one of the most popular search engine terms that results in people finding this site. I keep hoping that people who end up here after searching for that will learn something in the process, but it doesn’t seem to be the case.

  • YSaC, Vol. 309: Mirror, mirror …

    vanity mirror with designs – $20


    xxxxxxxxx@bellsouth.net or cfmurphyxx@yahoo.com if interested

    this is a very nice vanity mirror with no imperfections

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    Sadly, the lack of imperfections in the vanity mirror itself does not mean that the reflected image also contains no imperfections. I mean, if that’s not a warp in the mirror, then that’s a really odd six-pack he’s got there.

  • YSaC, Vol. 307: They have their own Society, you know.

    Comfortable overstuffed chair w/audubon – $30


    We’ve had this in our enclosed deck and it’s in good shape with no tears, no odors, smokers or cats around. It has a drip stain from a storm that some water got in from but will clean up very nice for any room. xxxxxxxxx@hotmail.com

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    This endangered species of audubon was preserved thanks to the efforts of the National Audubon Society. Please remember them with your philathropic donations, because if audubons go extinct, where will we put our feet? WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE FEET??

    Sorry, but this is a cause I believe in very strongly, as you can tell. I’ve seen firsthand the devastation that losing a species of audubon can create, and I don’t want this to happen to the rest of the civilized world. SAVE THE AUDUBONS!

    And if you’re not interested in saving the audubons (because you’re a TERRIBLE person), perhaps you’d be interested in this?

    Free couch and 2 automans


    free couch little stained…i usually just put a blanket over it…i got it for free on CL so i just wanted to return the favor. Two matching automans as well. Cannot deliver or help load.

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    Maybe free automans will tug at your heartstrings enough. No? My god, people, what do I have to do to get through to you?

    [Thanks to Roz and Amanda for submitting these listings!]

  • YSaC, Vol. 303: The sofas go marching two by two …

    2 piece Sofa(Good Condition – $45)


    Good price and good condition.
    (Each price $45)
    Please, email me.(pick up &cash only)

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    Amy sends this one in, saying, ” ‘Round these parts, we call it ‘chairs’.”

    So wait a minute … it’s $45 for the 2-piece sofa, or $45 each? Man, I can’t decide which is a better deal.

  • YSaC, Vol. 291: No, seriously. What. The. Hell.

    This post contains eight incredibly bizarre pictures of a NSFW coffee table. No, really. You have been warned.
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