vanity mirror with designs – $20
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this is a very nice vanity mirror with no imperfections
Sadly, the lack of imperfections in the vanity mirror itself does not mean that the reflected image also contains no imperfections. I mean, if that’s not a warp in the mirror, then that’s a really odd six-pack he’s got there.
No imperfections???? What are those white, crusty-looking globs on the right side of the mirror?
I think those are supposed to be flower decorations.
Or dried toothpaste.
Or… something else.
Like hair gel. Or sunscreen.
is one email for him and the other his mole/growth?
Wow, that was uncalled for.
Not as much as the gross-ass photo he provided is uncalled for.
I like how he’s posing in the mirror…I’m suddenly reminded of Zoolander!
blue steel!
exactly! But he needs to work on it some more!
I’m with KT…what’s with that odd-looking growth/mole thing? If I didn’t know better, I’d think it was a pathetic attempt at a singles ad.
I’d like to think that he’s selling the mirror to get the last $20 he needs to get a biopsy of that thing.
I can only imagine how this went.
“I want to sell my kickass flowery mirror”
“dude, you totally should.”
“how do i make sure that they know it’s a mirror”
“When i take the picture, look into the mirror like you’re using it. Then they’ll totally know exactly what it’s for”
Between your theory and Shannon’s, I now think the mystery has been solved!
I think he loves his mirror, maybe a little too much. He sits there gazing into it day and night. His friends tried to stage an intervention, but to no avail. So instead they snapped a picture behind his back and put it on CL. Oh won’t someone save him from this obsession and buy the mirror?!
To me this looks like a really pathetic attempt at reflectoporn.
Can’t. Stop. Looking. At. Growth.
I’m just wondering whether this picture was taken specifically for the ad (because, of course, PUTTING THE MIRROR CLOSE TO THE CAMERA with a fruit bowl or vase of flowers or other pleasant, neutral piece of set dressing would have been too obvious) or if it’s some random photo the mirror’s owner already had. Either way it begs the question: why is this shirtless guy gazing at himself so coquettishly?
Would you buy a mirror from some brazen hussy who stares you in the eyes? I think not.
And is he wearing eyeliner? The reflection kind of looks like he is.
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
It’s a birthmark, and not unusual. I doubt anyone would pay for that mirror.
I agree that it’s a sneaky singles ad. As though he didn’t want his friends to know he was trawling for tail on CL so he ‘cleverly’ ‘disguised’ it.
My guess is that the creepy-for-money crew is getting crummily creative. Maybe there is a sub-genre for (my fingers are curling in disgust as they type this..) birthmark-o-philes…
I sure *hope* that’s a birthmark, if not, it’s a whopper of a melanoma.
He looks like Jay Cutler….
Wonder if that growth is just a giant bruise instead…
Let us use today as a day of reflection. A day to look at the past, and appreciate how far we have come. The wonderful changes and exciting opportunities that have come about. And most of all, the drugs available to help us stop seeing the picture above. GAAAA! Must be time for the next dose.
When I reflect, it’s usually in a pool of water.
Vanity mirror? Well, someone is definitely (and inexplicably) vain.
I love my mirror. It tells me I am sexy. It shows me how this cap looks ‘righteous’ sitting backward on my head. It tells me to crouch over and shows me how gravity is making my pectorals sag. It mocks me with the image of a flabby belly.
I hate my mirror. $20 and you can have it.
My mirror is so vain, it only reflects itself.
My mirror is so vain, it probably thinks this post is about it.
… and a clown in the copy, clown in the copy.
this is a very nice vanity mirror with no imperfections
Yeah? Well nice mirrors have standards. Some images just should not be reflected upon.
This mirror, with it’s etched flowers, probably thinks it should be on Etchy but will find itself on Regretchy instead.
This guy should have hired me to be his mirror model. No eyes are hurt by the image of me in the fur. Women would be lined up at his door saying, “Aww, how cute! I’ll take three.” Yep, I could totally sell a mirror. Maybe I should put an ad on Craigslist as a mirror model.
Mirror, mirror @ yahoo.
Deflect this image from our view.
All that skin is so absurd.
And the tattoo of a turd.
For your flowers etched in glass.
Does not help this pervy ass.
Mirror, mirror @ yahoo
Please remove it, couldn’t you?
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