Okay, folks, we need to have a chat … I’m baffled.
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Category: general
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YSaC, Vol. LXII
Dyson Vacuum Cleaner
I have 5 Dyson vacuum cleaners in great condition.DC17 Animal-$350,DC07 All Floors-$200
DC Absolute Asthma and Allergy-$300,DC17 Absolute-$300 and an All Floors-
$200.
Because the only place better than your backyard to take a picture of vacuum cleaners is in a parking lot.
In my mind, the vacuum cleaners are racing each other. The yellow one is clearly winning in both pictures. Go yellow! Whoo-hoo!!!!
I won’t even get into the deep, existential questions this post brings up, such as “Why do you have five Dyson vacuum cleaners?” Some mysteries are just better left unexplored.
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YSaC, Vol. LX
Commercial Aluminum Letters – $20
I have about half of the Letters we took out of our coffee store. The full set cost $1800. Sell all reamining letters $20.
Just in case you were wondering what you can spell out of “epresso chileo beans i m m puhierw”, which is my best interpretation of the letters above, you can make “Now misshape imbecile superhero.” (Which, I think, was the Wonder Twins.) I can see that phrase coming in handy in all sorts of situations.
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YSaC, Vol. LVIII
Faux Fur Dog Coat/Jacket NEW (Large) Adorable Ivory w/ pearl detail – $15
$15 Cash! Faux-fur jacket with ribbon and pearl-like accent at the neck. 16” at neck, 17” at back, 22” around middle.
It’s a good thing the dog is wearing a fur coat. It looks really pleased about it as well.
Actually, the dog sort of looks like it would talk with a snooty British accent. “I say, Jeeves, can you hold my fur coat out of the way while I drink out of the toilet? Thank you, my good man.”
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YSaC, Vol. LVII
Do not hire a Personal Trainer!
Do not purchase personal training sessions from a gym. They are a complete joke, I know because that is what I used to do. Learn to exercise for yourself and no longer leave your fitness goals to another person. Learn your muscle groups and how they work! Learn how to construct a healthy diet that helps you achive your goals. You can learn this in no more than 8-15 hours. Do not be held hostage by lack of knowledge.
Contact John S. at xxx-xxx-xxxx
Certified by the N.C.S.F proof of certification provided.
$300.00 plus gym fees if applicable. No hidden costs, guaranted in writing.
That’s right, don’t hire a personal trainer. Hire me! I’m a … former personal trainer. That’s different, see, and better. And I’ll be happy to charge you between $20-$37.50 an hour to explain why.
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YSaC, Vol. LV
Maid – $100
House sitter, Baby sitter,house keeping, hi dusting, and floor care.
Ah, “maid” service. Is that what the kids are calling it these days? Then I probably don’t want to know what hi dusting is, do I?
