Maid – $100
House sitter, Baby sitter,house keeping, hi dusting, and floor care.
Ah, “maid” service. Is that what the kids are calling it these days? Then I probably don’t want to know what hi dusting is, do I?
YSaC, Vol. LV
Comments
23 responses to “YSaC, Vol. LV”
-
Oh my god…this is brilliant. I love it!
-
Well, it makes sense. If I want my house sat on, I want to know what the ‘sitter’ will look like.
-
I gotcher “house” right here, baby. Just get down and do that floor care. Yeah.
-
Perhaps all of that is code for wanting a “discrete” relationship . . .
-
Oh hai dusting! Didn’t see you, what with the giant ASS in my face.
-
Looking at that photo, I’m almost able to imagine that it depicts two women in the back seat of a car. Otherwise, I’m having a hard time parsing that torso. Fisheye lens? Photoshop?
-
Isaac, either your mind is too clean or too dirty. 8) What with the head rests from the front seat and all, I don’t think there is a torso. This poor woman is just a giant ass.
-
So is it $100 for the whole day? If so, could I get that prorated? Because my apartment is pretty small and it should only take about 5 minutes to, um…clean it.
-
Hmmm.. Does she bring her own supplies? I didn’t see any in the…ooohhh…She put them inside herself.
-
But does she do windows? Because my cleaning lady doesn’t.
-
Not only does she do Windows, but I heard she does Steve Jobs too.
-
-
Show me Dat…
Oh. You did.
Nevermind.
-
hi dusting, n. phr. a form of dusting that involves covering one’s generously upholstered tuchus in Swiffers and wiggling it at the items to be dusted
-
She looks more like a plumber to me…
-
SHE’S GONNA SIT ON TRON!
NOOOOOOOOOO!
-
It’s interesting that the ad doesn’t specify a time range for the $100. If I were going to, say, Washington State for a month, it would only cost $100 for her to, uh, sit around the house for me! This is an offer I can’t refuse!
-
Hey, I know her. That’s Lotta Thigh.
-
I can see why “sitter” is in her job description… twice
-
Hooray, I can comment! It seems I have to log in to the forums or wordpress first, then comment. Before I could just type in my name and e-mail on the entries, but for the past few days it kept giving me an error message that said “stop spammer registration”. So I’ve been lurking instead.
-
Yay, Silva isn’t a spammer anymore!
-
-
Is the uniform provided?
-
Only if you’re a Rear Admiral.
-
-
HamCan, your Sunday in the Box was, hopefully, uneventful and restful. Punchity Punch Punch!
G’night, Silicon Valley!
Leave a Reply
You must be logged in to post a comment.