YSaC, Vol. LV

2008 September 23
by drmk

Maid – $100

House sitter, Baby sitter,house keeping, hi dusting, and floor care.

Ah, “maid” service. Is that what the kids are calling it these days? Then I probably don’t want to know what hi dusting is, do I?

23 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 September 24

    Oh my god…this is brilliant. I love it!

    Adores: 3
  2. 2008 December 19
    candace permalink

    Well, it makes sense. If I want my house sat on, I want to know what the ‘sitter’ will look like.

    Adores: 14
  3. 2009 August 30
    DaddyPro permalink

    I gotcher “house” right here, baby. Just get down and do that floor care. Yeah.

    Adores: 6
  4. 2009 September 9
    Demi permalink

    Perhaps all of that is code for wanting a “discrete” relationship . . .

    Adores: 3
  5. 2009 November 25

    Oh hai dusting! Didn’t see you, what with the giant ASS in my face.

    Adores: 17
  6. 2009 November 25

    Looking at that photo, I’m almost able to imagine that it depicts two women in the back seat of a car. Otherwise, I’m having a hard time parsing that torso. Fisheye lens? Photoshop?

    Adores: 7
  7. 2009 November 25
    Windrose permalink

    Isaac, either your mind is too clean or too dirty. 8) What with the head rests from the front seat and all, I don’t think there is a torso. This poor woman is just a giant ass.

    Adores: 5
  8. 2009 November 26
    Rathy permalink

    So is it $100 for the whole day? If so, could I get that prorated? Because my apartment is pretty small and it should only take about 5 minutes to, um…clean it.

    Adores: 12
  9. 2009 December 21
    KellyQ! permalink

    Hmmm.. Does she bring her own supplies? I didn’t see any in the…ooohhh…She put them inside herself.

    Adores: 2
  10. 2011 August 21
    Karmyn permalink

    But does she do windows? Because my cleaning lady doesn’t.

    Adores: 2
    • 2011 August 21

      Not only does she do Windows, but I heard she does Steve Jobs too.

      Adores: 5
  11. 2011 August 21

    Show me Dat…

    Oh. You did.


    Adores: 2
  12. 2011 August 21

    hi dusting, n. phr. a form of dusting that involves covering one’s generously upholstered tuchus in Swiffers and wiggling it at the items to be dusted

    Adores: 6
  13. 2011 August 21

    She looks more like a plumber to me…

    Adores: 5
  14. 2011 August 21



    Adores: 4
  15. 2011 August 21
    Windrose permalink

    It’s interesting that the ad doesn’t specify a time range for the $100. If I were going to, say, Washington State for a month, it would only cost $100 for her to, uh, sit around the house for me! This is an offer I can’t refuse!

    Adores: 4
  16. 2011 August 21

    Hey, I know her. That’s Lotta Thigh.

    Adores: 2
  17. 2011 August 21

    I can see why “sitter” is in her job description… twice

    Adores: 2
  18. 2011 August 21

    Hooray, I can comment! It seems I have to log in to the forums or wordpress first, then comment. Before I could just type in my name and e-mail on the entries, but for the past few days it kept giving me an error message that said “stop spammer registration”. So I’ve been lurking instead.

    Adores: 1
  19. 2011 August 21
    Irregular Fractal permalink

    Is the uniform provided?

    Adores: 1
  20. 2011 August 22
    Windrose permalink

    HamCan, your Sunday in the Box was, hopefully, uneventful and restful. Punchity Punch Punch!

    G’night, Silicon Valley!

    Adores: 0

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