I like to sit, yes, yes
Right between the couch and sette
On a chair of snark I drift in the lounge
Any place it goes is right
Goes far, flies near
To someplace away from here
Well, you don’t know what
We can find
Why don’t you come with me, little Spark
On a magic recliner ride…
I’m taking a ride
In my flying chair.
I hope it never lets me right down there.
We’re doing an all-nighter,
For to see a freedom fighter.
I’m taking a ride
In my flying chair.
We’re flying high;
We’re watching masked men pass us by.
Never want to come down;
Never want to put my feet back down
On the ground.
Ew…if said adventures were between the guys in pictures A and C, I think there would not be enough Lysol wipes in the in the world to make me feel comfy in it. Not to mention a million crevice tool cleanings.
What is on his face? Some type of wannabe ninja glasses? And shouldn’t the first and last pictures be switched?
Pic 1: (before) Hi, I’m Walter Mitty. Just your average guy.
Pic 2: The flying chair
Pic 3: (after) I’d tell you about my adventures but then I would have to kill you. I’m wearing a disguise so you don’t know my true identity.
I’m thinking he went on so many adventures with so little ventilation that just sitting in the chair gives you a contact high. Soon you’ll be looking for cheetos under the cushion. Pass.
I bought a chair that looks kind of like that at Goodwill. It provided a different kind of flying. Before I had it repaired, I sat on it and my butt went flying from the cushion to the floor when the leg broke.
Not enough mushrooms in the world, captain hipster dipshit! Now, load it on the trebuchet and let’s really see this baby fly. I know just the recheck. Here, hold my bet.
Well, the picture clearly shows the chair sitting on the ground, not flying. Although, perhaps Sparky, in his infinite finite wisdom mental acuity is taking the earth’s rotation speed into account. At over 1600 km/h Sparky may conclude that the chair is just flying along. I would otherwise say that the chair is hauling ass.
Would you like to ride in my red adventure chair?
Would you like to ride in my red adventure chair?
We could do a lot of drugs with Sparky, you and I,
For we can fly, we can fly.
Up, up and away
My flying chair, my red adventure chair.
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