You Suck at Craigslist

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  • YSaC, Vol. CXLVII

    Legal help to change a law.

    I need some help with changing a law. If any lawyers out there are interested please write to me. Only serious inquiries please.

    I know that all the lawyers I know (well, all three of them) would fall all over themselves to contact a random person* on the internet who wants to change an unspecified law.

    I’d like to change the law that says that I can’t reach through the internet and slap this person silly. Any lawyers interested in helping me?

    Oooh, you know who this guy needs? He needs the Laywer Not A Paralegal.

    *The fact that there is a “Random Person” who comments regularly on the site and who claims to be a lawyer pleases me greatly. Maybe Random Person can be the lawyer (or laywer) for this random person.

  • YSaC, Vol. CXLVI

    Selling pets is prohibited on Craigslist. Sadly, that doesn’t stop people from posting them. Luckily for us, some people post them poorly.

    6 month old terrier 4 sale – $200

    Friendly 6 month old Jack Russel Terrier mixed with a Pitbull needs a good, caring, nurturing home.

    Don’t you think the seller could have found a slightly more flattering picture of the dog to post?

    In my mind, the dog lunged for the photographer’s throat right after this picture was taken. I know I would have.

  • YSaC, Vol. CXLV

    GOLF BALLS-USED – $40

    120 USED GOLF BALLS…..ALL FOR 40.00 some are new, never used.

    That’s right, you can get 120 used golf balls, some of them never used, for $40.

    An unused used golf ball … that’s a different definition of “used” than I’m used to.

    My head hurts. Where’s Carl Spackler when you need him?

  • YSaC, Vol. CXLIV

    We’ve Got 420 Green Floral Gift Ideas for Your Holiday Party – $19

    Order Fresh Flowers, Plants, and Gift Baskets

    Just In Time for the Holidays

    You can order birthday flowers or anniversary flowers 24/7 online for local delivery.

    Flowers, holiday bud vase, fresh cut flowers, 420 Christmas gift baskets, buy flower online, birthday flowers, holiday gift, anniversary flowers, send flowers, anniversary gifts, birthday gifts, gift baskets, corporate gifts, flower delivery, flower bouquet, sweet spice wreath, funeral flower, mothers day, valentines day, Christmas, thanksgiving, sympathy, plants in a pot, gifts, thanksgiving, office floral arrangement, gifts for the holidays, good local tri-state area flower shop lists, gift information, online florist list, etc. flowers for my wife, flowers-for-my-wife, greater metropolitan New York area florist list, wholesale flower dealer pricing, medicinal aromatherapy sachet

    They just happen to have 420 ideas, including bud vases, plants in a pot, tri-state area lists and delivery, wholesale dealer pricing, and medicinal sachets.

    I may not catch all drug references on Craigslist, but even I get this one … which means it’s none too subtle.

  • YSaC, Vol. CXXXIX

    Pre-Calculus BUY IT NOW!! $ 80 !!!!! SO CHEAP! – $60

    I have bought a Used Pre-Cal book for $120.00 and I am only selling it now for $60…

    It’s a hard cover book, but the cover looks washed out..but other than that, when you opened and look inside..
    it looks great! =)

    the book looks like this ->>

    KEYWORDS: [Name of] COLLEGE MATH BOOK MATH BOOK PRE CALCULUS CALCULUS TRIGNOMETRY BOOKS

    If he’s simultaneously selling the book for $80 and $60, I think we can establish two things: (1) this guy isn’t particularly good at math; and (b) more than calculus, he needs Schroedinger and his cat.

  • YSaC, Vol. CXXXIII

    LOOKING FOR A MAINE COON OR BEAGLE KITTEN

    please i have been looking for years for one of these kitten if you have one or know someone that does and does not want a large amount for them call or email me my number is xxx-xxx-xxxx thks

    I can’t imagine why this person has been having trouble finding a beagle kitten.