2008 December 9
by drmk

We’ve Got 420 Green Floral Gift Ideas for Your Holiday Party – $19

Order Fresh Flowers, Plants, and Gift Baskets

Just In Time for the Holidays

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They just happen to have 420 ideas, including bud vases, plants in a pot, tri-state area lists and delivery, wholesale dealer pricing, and medicinal sachets.

I may not catch all drug references on Craigslist, but even I get this one … which means it’s none too subtle.

5 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 December 9

    I’m so completely oblivious. I know what 420 is, but I actually had to read to the bottom to know what was up with this ad. Geez. Yeah, I’m THAT girl.

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  2. 2008 December 9
    Olson permalink

    I don’t know…maybe sending a little 420 gift to a funeral isn’t such a bad idea…that would calm everyone down and get them good and mellllooooow….

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  3. 2008 December 9
    Blondie permalink

    Just in time for the holidays, indeed! Maybe I’ll get my mom a medicinal aromatherapy sachet. That should calm her down.

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  4. 2008 December 12
    Jackie permalink

    I am such a geek that my first interpretation of this was some kind of attempt at keyword spamming. I was expecting the “you suck” part to be failing to provide any contact information or link to anything actually for sale. I think I need to get out more.

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  5. 2009 May 8
    Alx permalink

    @ Olson:
    lmao…This reminded me of John Leguizamo doing stand up, when he describes how he got pot lip at his grandpa’s funeral.

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