You Suck at Craigslist

Category: household

  • YSaC, Vol. XXI

    Framed Shrek print – $60

    I had this print framed at Michaels (I don’t know why I needed a Shrek picture) and it’s been sitting in its wrapping ever since. Never been hung up.

    Green metal frame with non-glare glass. Certificate of Authenticity on back.

    Photos taken with webcam in bright sunlight, so colors appear dull, but print is very colorful and sharp in person.

    So let me make sure I’ve got this right: you don’t know why you needed a Shrek picture, so you’re trying to sell it to someone else for $60?

  • YSaC, Vol. XX

    Inside Wind chime – $1

    Inside wind chime, has a fan under it that blows the chime. Motor is on a timer that goes off and on through out the day. It also has a plug in for the wall.

    When outdoor wind chimes aren’t irritating enough, you can spend just $1 and be irritated at random intervals during the day in the comfort of your own home.

  • YSaC, Vol. XVII

    Coffee dispensor, toaster, windshield deicer

    Free.

    In my head, the coffee dispenser, toaster, and windshield deicer are all the same appliance.

    (What’s a coffee dispenser?)

  • YSaC, Vol. XV

    New Whirlpool Refridgerator – $700

    No! Don’t go into the light!

  • YSaC, Vol. XIII

    faeux plant– $5 for whoever wants to come get it – $5

    feaux plant $5 for whoever wants to come get it.

    I’ll only take the faeux feaux fake plant if the dog comes with it.

    Wait, are you giving me the $5? I get a faeux feaux fake plant, the dog, and $5? Awesome!

  • YSaC, Vol. XII

    I’m just wondering:

    VACUUM, Eureka upright. bagless – $25

    Keep it clean with the Uno 2998. 12 amp motor, comfort grip looped handle for more comfortable operation. Adjust the handle to your correct height. Lightweight, easy to maneuver. Less maintenance expense with filter-free dust cup. Long cord. Includes attachment for cleaning upholstery and stairs. Approx. 2 yrs. old. Seldom used.

    … who thinks to themselves, “I should display the vacuum cleaner in its natural habitat … my backyard!”?

    Or, maybe they did use the vacuum cleaner on the yard. It does say it has a long cord.