I’m completely ritalin, wait, no, I mean riddlin. Riddlin as to how I’m going to get tickets for tonights’ SPEED-metal “concerta”, oh, excuse me, I meant concert, yeah, that was my bad.
E-mail me, its faster(!) get it?!? “FASTER”! wow I’m awesome!!!!
Shakespeare had nothing compared to the dramas that play out on Craigslist, which happen over the strangest things. Witness this opera in three acts on the topic of tree removal, narrated on all sides of the tree-removal romantic triangle: (more…)
Wanted: Blackhawk vs. Red wings 10/25 <> Have: Art Work – $225
Will trade 1 piece for 2 Tickets in 100 or 200 Level.
If I had 2 tickets to this game, I would SO trade them for that picture of a hot dog on the beach, surrounded by swimsuit beauties, circa 1972. It’s the fact that the hot dog is wearing a hat and sunglasses that does it for me.
What about you? Which picture would you trade for? They’re both clearly worth 2 tickets to an NHL game, so it’s a tough decision.
Until recently I had a cell phone that I just hated, I was contracted to it for 2 very long years, I had considered canceling the contract but the provider wanted an arm and a leg,so I just gritted my teeth and waited, finally the contract expired in August this year,I hated the phone so much that I would not give it to my worst enemy,I took the phone up to my local gun range, taped it to a bullseye target and put 6 x 22 rounds in it,took pics, then loaded my 12 gauge pump action shotgun and blew it away, there was nothing left to take pics of,Can you imagine just how good it felt,why not take your battery out,and post your phone or even laptop to me up here in Alaska,admittedly you cant shoot it your self, but you will have the satisfation of knowing your phone was uniquely disposed of never to be seen again,I can take pics and email them to you,you can choose which weapon I use,22,9mm,40cal,or 12 gauge pump,remember the 12 gauge usually leaves nothing left to see. Contact me for details.
This was posted in the London Craigslist, which explains the pounds sterling price, since that’s what they use in London, yanno, £30 is roughly equivalent to $51, just to give you an idea, of how much, it would cost, to have your cell phone, taped to a bullseye target, and shot, in Alaska, you betcha, although you’d have to pay shipping too, which, since you can see Russia from Alaska, can’t be cheap, you betcha, but why not send your cell phone or computer to this guy, and have him shoot things at it, and pretend that it’s cathartic, in some weird, passive-aggressive, way.
I have an older model exercize bike and rowing machine. I really only want to sell as a pair to get them out of here. Bike is is good working order. I’m not to sure about the rowing machine. I never used it. Please email the posting for questions/offers or to set up a time to see them. Thanks for looking!!! Cash only and buyer must pick up., but I can help you load them.
Hey, staging your items outdoors in your overgrown and weed-ridden lawn obviously works for vacuum cleaners, why not for ancient exercise equipment as well? (more…)
1986 Zenith 26″ Color TV Console-Cable ready w/remote 75.00/OBO – $75
1986 Zenith 26″ console tv w/remote in Great Working Order and is Cable ready. See pics. Has place on back for plug from antenna or cable box: UHF,VHF,CATV ready. Console swivels. Great for family room or for video games & movies for kids or adults alike. Console wood is in Great Shape. No nicks, dents, scratches. Picture clear and color. Comes with Original Registration card.
Height: 37′ / Length 35″ Any questions, please ask.
Cash & Carry.
Any questions please ask.
My first thought when I saw this was, “Is $75 going to be enough to pay for the DNA test?” (more…)
