Tag: fun with pictures

  • YSaC, Vol. LXVIII

    Firewood, used fence panels


    Fence Panels for firewood or ??? Free, you load and haul.

    This would be great as a haunted house prop for Holloween.

    WILL DELETE POSTING WHEN ITS GONE

    Thanks

    The mind boggles. What exactly would be a good prop: the fence posts? Or the car sitting jauntily atop the fence posts? And does the car come with the fence posts?

    Well, I guess it’s one way to have a car parked on the driveway and still have access to the garage.

  • YSaC, Vol. LXVI

    I have a new theory about people and vacuum/carpet cleaners.
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  • YSaC, Vol. LXIV

    1986 Zenith 26″ Color TV Console-Cable ready w/remote 75.00/OBO – $75


    1986 Zenith 26″ console tv w/remote in Great Working Order and is Cable ready. See pics. Has place on back for plug from antenna or cable box: UHF,VHF,CATV ready. Console swivels. Great for family room or for video games & movies for kids or adults alike. Console wood is in Great Shape. No nicks, dents, scratches. Picture clear and color. Comes with Original Registration card.
    Height: 37′ / Length 35″ Any questions, please ask.

    Cash & Carry.
    Any questions please ask.

    My first thought when I saw this was, “Is $75 going to be enough to pay for the DNA test?”
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  • YSaC, Vol. LX

    Commercial Aluminum Letters – $20


    I have about half of the Letters we took out of our coffee store. The full set cost $1800. Sell all reamining letters $20.

    Just in case you were wondering what you can spell out of “epresso chileo beans i m m puhierw”, which is my best interpretation of the letters above, you can make “Now misshape imbecile superhero.” (Which, I think, was the Wonder Twins.) I can see that phrase coming in handy in all sorts of situations.

  • YSaC, Vol. LVIII

    Faux Fur Dog Coat/Jacket NEW (Large) Adorable Ivory w/ pearl detail – $15


    $15 Cash! Faux-fur jacket with ribbon and pearl-like accent at the neck. 16” at neck, 17” at back, 22” around middle.

    It’s a good thing the dog is wearing a fur coat. It looks really pleased about it as well.

    Actually, the dog sort of looks like it would talk with a snooty British accent. “I say, Jeeves, can you hold my fur coat out of the way while I drink out of the toilet? Thank you, my good man.”

  • YSaC, Vol. LVII

    Do not hire a Personal Trainer!


    Do not purchase personal training sessions from a gym. They are a complete joke, I know because that is what I used to do. Learn to exercise for yourself and no longer leave your fitness goals to another person. Learn your muscle groups and how they work! Learn how to construct a healthy diet that helps you achive your goals. You can learn this in no more than 8-15 hours. Do not be held hostage by lack of knowledge.

    Contact John S. at xxx-xxx-xxxx
    Certified by the N.C.S.F proof of certification provided.
    $300.00 plus gym fees if applicable. No hidden costs, guaranted in writing.

    That’s right, don’t hire a personal trainer. Hire me! I’m a … former personal trainer. That’s different, see, and better. And I’ll be happy to charge you between $20-$37.50 an hour to explain why.