Tag: maybe it’s just me

  • YSaC, Vol. XCVIII

    Neon Tanning sign – $75


    Neon red lit “Tanning” 28″ long. $75.00 in excellent running order.

    [blonde] You guys, I don’t get it … I’ve been lying under this sign for, like, fifteen minutes a day, and I’m not any darker! [/blonde]

  • YSaC, Vol. LXXXV

    Green Hookup Needed – $30


    25/m 10 year long discreet-educated user, must be descent quality and descent/avg prices.
    reply if u can help
    Ty,
    Mitch

    I’d make a snarky comment about this, but I have absolutely no idea what it means. Anyone? Snark away.

  • YSaC, Vol. LXXXIV

    High quality pallet


    Really a nice pallet. Suitable for a museum, indoor decoration, or use where ever.

    Free
    Sitting out side the garage at
    12404 Chippewa lane

    Please call when you pick it up so I can take the add down.

    Oh, this is definitely a museum piece. I can hear the museum docent now:
    (more…)

  • YSaC, Vol. LXXX

    want a happy thought?


    if you would like me to think a happy thought for you please make a donation.

    https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_donations&business=TRANUTNZPLUR6&lc=US&item_name=happy%20thought%20thinking%20friend&currency_code=USD&bn=PP%2dDonationsBF%3abtn_donate_LG%2egif%3aNonHosted

    thanks

    If you’d like me to imitate an emu while running around in my front yard, please make a donation. (For a larger donation, I’ll imitate a llama.)

  • YSaC, Vol. LXXVIII

    1988 – Ringling Brothers- Clown Puppet – $12


    Original tags still attached

    email or call (xxx) xxx-xxxx Chuck

    Am I the only one who finds the idea of buying a clown doll/puppet from a guy named Chuck to be a little terrifying?

  • YSaC, Vol. LXXVI

    Free Baking Supplies


    5 one lbs cans and 17 cans of one lbs of Crisco Vegetable Shortening. Freshness not guaranteed, great for baking, animal feed supplement, lubrication material. No delivery or reservations, must take all. Cans go to first person who calls and picks-up. Call ASAP.

    That’s right, call as quickly as you can for these 5 1-lb cans and 17 1-lb cans of not-guaranteed-fresh Crisco, which is great for feeding to people, animals, or lubing up your truck.

    Must take all 5 and 17 cans of possibly-spoiled solid vegetable lard.

    Ew.