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YSaC, Vol. XCVIII

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Neon Tanning sign – $75

Neon red lit “Tanning” 28″ long. $75.00 in excellent running order.

[blonde] You guys, I don’t get it … I’ve been lying under this sign for, like, fifteen minutes a day, and I’m not any darker! [/blonde]

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14 responses to “YSaC, Vol. XCVIII”

  1. Julie Avatar
    Julie

    Of course not, because you’d have to lie between that sign and another that said [/tanning] in order to see results.

  2. Windrose Avatar
    Windrose

    And just look how dark the sign has gotten! 8)

    1. mudslicker Avatar
      mudslicker

      Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode.

  3. TacoMagic Avatar
    TacoMagic

    I’ve had this damn deer skin in the tanning booth all day and it’s still not turning into leather!

  4. Dave and Ferret Tribe Avatar
    Dave and Ferret Tribe

    I don’t see the problem. That sign captures the color of a fake tan perfectly.

  5. Windrose Avatar
    Windrose

    Anagram Fun with TANNING SIGN:

    Tannings Gin
    Tanning Gins
    Tanning Sing
    Snag Tinning
    Nags Tinning
    Sang Tinning
    Gnats Inning
    Tangs Inning
    Angst Inning
    Gnat Innings
    Gnat Sinning
    Tang Innings
    Tang Sinning
    Ants Ginning
    Tans Ginning
    Gang Inn Snit
    Gang Inn Tins
    Gang Inn Nits
    Gang Inns Tin
    Gang Inns Nit
    Gangs Inn Tin
    Gangs Inn Nit
    Nag Sting Inn
    Nag Tings Inn
    Nag Ting Inns
    Snag Ting Inn
    Nags Ting Inn
    Sang Ting Inn
    Gnats Gin Inn
    Tangs Gin Inn
    Angst Gin Inn
    Gnat Gin Inns
    Gnat Gins Inn
    Gnat Sign Inn
    Gnat Sing Inn
    Tang Gin Inns
    Tang Gins Inn
    Tang Sign Inn
    Tang Sing Inn

    1. penguin Avatar
      penguin

      Windy – I thought you didn’t start drinking this early in the morning.

      1. Windrose Avatar
        Windrose

        I’m as sober as a lord! 8)

  6. HamCan Avatar
    HamCan

    Tan boy: Do not try and tan the sign. That’s impossible. Instead… only try to realize the truth.

    Neon: What truth?

    Tan boy: There is no sign.

    Neon: There is no sign?

    Tan boy: Then you’ll see, that it is not the sign that tans, it is only yourself.

  7. CoffDrop Avatar
    CoffDrop

    Neon lights
    illuminating cities of sin,
    shamelessly calling out
    to deviant children
    of wonderfully dark indulgences.
    Painting red, the faces
    of Las Vegas street walkers.
    Painting blue, the naked bodies
    of New York’s dancers.
    Giving a gritty underworld
    a vibrant, glamorous light
    in which to thrive.
    Its gentle electric hum
    a breathing pulse,
    festering in the midst of
    concrete and steel.
    A satire on organic chemistry.

    Heather A. Young

    1. Smedley Avatar
      Smedley

      Yep, nothing like prostitutes on a Sunday morning. Sets the mood for the week.

      1. CoffDrop Avatar
        CoffDrop

        Never on Sunday, Smedley…….

  8. CoffDrop Avatar
    CoffDrop

    Ooops! Just Ooops………

  9. Windrose Avatar
    Windrose

    SisterLyle, you deserve many more of these! Punchity Punch Punch!

    Good Morning, Cheri Irwin!

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