YSaC, Vol. 1639: Too hot! In the hot tub!

2013 December 13

Free 4 person Hot tub Trash compactor


Free 4 -6 person hot tub 80″s ? No motor but inside is good with cover, Trash compactor works well older 90′S dishwasher door askew but runs. Again Hot tub does not have motor
Call if interested you need to pick up we do not deliver
Thanks for looking
Jen xxxxxxxxxx

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this movie. The hot tub is really a time machine that will only take you to the ’80s, and once you’re there you realize you’re in the bowels of a spaceship with walls that are closing in and a trash monster that’s trying to squish you, but you’re able to escape because the motor’s broken and the door is half open.

Kind of a disappointing third act, really.

Thanks, Kit A!

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  1. 2013 December 13
    meeshybee permalink

    Just what I was looking for to re-enact that scene from Star Wars! Now I can put 4 to 6 “friends” in the hot tub and they can pray that R2D2 can disable the compacter in time to save them!

    I’ll be playing a snarky version of C3PO, naturally.

    Adores: 4
  2. 2013 December 13
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    Dear Jen,
    I applaud you for your proper use of the word “askew”. But your utter inability to find either the enter key or the comma leads me to believe that you are a cereal killer living in a trailer at the end of a very desolate road. And I know soylent green is people. PEOPLE!
    Sincerely,
    M2N2

    Ps – I have a nice set of used cloth diapers I’d be willing to trade for a chainsaw. Please clean all the blood off of it if you’re interested.

    Adores: 3
    • 2013 December 13

      Finish your Soylent Green; I made it fresh this morning, and it was no one we knew. Once you’re done, put your plate into the dishwasher, but you might want to stand back once I start it.

      Adores: 6
      • 2013 December 13
        MissMommyNiceNice permalink

        Fine. But I won’t like it. *licks plate reluctantly*

        Adores: 2
    • 2013 December 13
      nojazzhere permalink

      MissMommy….may I please use “Cereal Killer Living in a Trailer at the Very End of a Desolate Road” on my next “Trix Are For Kids” band CD? …and by “kids”, I mean “people”…..Soylent Green people….

      Adores: 11
      • 2013 December 13
        MissMommyNiceNice permalink

        Sure! As long as I get liner credit and a free CD.

        Adores: 1
  3. 2013 December 13
    CapnMac permalink

    4 sell 1 Friday
    No motor, has cover an stuff
    also rain, mebbe hard pouring,
    but blender works
    but not on Frday.
    Blargh.

    Adores: 2
    • 2013 December 13
      MissMommyNiceNice permalink

      Cap’n – can’t you invent some “field work”? And by field work I mean sneak out early for a nap?

      Adores: 0
      • 2013 December 13
        CapnMac permalink

        Were that it were as easy as that
        On foul trideskahedral Friday
        Dark under lour’g gloomy skies
        An’ wi’ a project deadline nigh.

        My get-up-and-go gone in the night
        For reasons neither clear nor bright,
        As sensible as a dishwasher
        Submerged in hot tub askew.

        Adores: 8
      • 2013 December 13

        Cap’n is in a meloncholic yet poetical mood today.

        Adores: 4
        • 2013 December 13
          CapnMac permalink

          Weather be fou’ an’ lour
          Mood be righ’ t’ same
          Joints an’ lights an’ head
          Be join’t in pain, in misery, in blargh;
          Refrigerator.

          Adores: 6
        • 2013 December 13

          Poor Cap’n. You know it’s bad when he channels Robbie Burns.

          Adores: 3
        • 2013 December 13
          CapnMac permalink

          That’s actually pretty common–I keep Burns near to hand for a quick read (if not so quick as say, Ogden Nash). Burns is handy for finding dour adjectives and gloomy visions, though.

          Time to worry is when Kipling and Burns get mashed together–Indian and Scot’s English do not well scan together, especially not through a Lowland-York-Umbria accent.

          Adores: 3
        • 2013 December 13
          nojazzhere permalink

          “Cap’n is in a meloncholic yet poetical mood today.”
          …would that be a melonpoetliticholic mood?…

          Adores: 7
  4. 2013 December 13

    Make us an offer! Here at Chewie’s Free Used Appliance Mash-ups, and we do mean Mash-ups, you can find gently oozed, shiny and totally green appliances for your home and or yard.

    One free ewok with every lack of purchase!

    Adores: 3
    • 2013 December 13

      I would like to not buy several somethings, could I have a half-dozen Ewoks to go?

      Adores: 5
      • 2013 December 13

        Sure, original or extra crispy?

        Adores: 2
        • 2013 December 13

          Chocolate glazed.

          Adores: 3
  5. 2013 December 13
    Limelolly permalink

    Free 4-6 person

    Do they do housework?

    Adores: 5
    • 2013 December 13
      SilvaNoir permalink

      After being squished in a hot tub trash compactor? Doubtful.

      Adores: 1
  6. 2013 December 13
    Ralph permalink

    Trash compactor, door askew,
    Doo-da, Doo-da
    Hot tub, insides good for you,
    Oh, de doo-da day

    Not gonna run all night,
    Not gonna run all day
    I blew the motor with a hot-wired rig,
    Now you can take them away.

    Adores: 17
    • 2013 December 13

      Doors for Ralph!!!

      Adores: 3
    • 2013 December 13
      nojazzhere permalink

      Muy Bravo!!!! Ralph….

      Adores: 2
    • 2013 December 13

      Ask for him tomorrow, you will find him a boxed man.

      Adores: 0
  7. 2013 December 13
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    good with cover is my all cover band cover band.

    Adores: 2
  8. 2013 December 13
    Brer Fox permalink

    I have some custions I’d like to askew.

    1) Your hot tub is 6′-8″ s (80″). What the heck does the “s” stand for, seats? If it’s sir Cumfriends, the “s” should be capitalized like that big “S” dishwasher door you’re selling and they should be really close friends.

    2) Don’t you think a ninety foot dishwasher door is overkill? It’s no wonder it’s askew.

    3) How does the Trash compactor fit into this?

    4-6) Does the “S” stand for straight? The dishwasher is Straight, but the door is askew? Does it play country music?

    Adores: 2
    • 2013 December 13
      CapnMac permalink

      Ah, that’s swerveyor notation, 80″s means 8-0 seconds of latitudinal arc to the south. 90′S equates to 90 minutes of latitudinal arc to the South. Minutes of arch are 60 times larger than seconds of arc, ergo the use of upper and lower case notation.

      Latitudinal notation is inferred, as that is the measure of north-south geographic displacement. Given the common levels of accuracy displayed by sparkii en masse it could be that ‘south’ which is along the rotational vector (that direction the sapient would recognize as either east or west). Which introduces a significant skew, as longitudinal arc units are varied in relation to their latitude. (With a further complication of the Earth being oblate sphere, the spin-wise circumference being greater than the axial circumference.)

      Which is probably why the dishwasher is askew, having been used as a trash compactor in the hot tub and all.

      Adores: 7
      • 2013 December 13
        Aslansjoy permalink

        I think maybe no more Fruity Pebbles for you.

        Adores: 2
    • 2013 December 13

      sir Cumfriends

      Brer, Corner! And stay there all weekend. Naughty, naughty fox.

      Adores: 2
  9. 2013 December 14

    It’s so easy to punch people when they are in the corner! Brer Fox, Punchity Punch Punch!

    Good Morning, View Askew fans!

    Adores: 0
    • 2013 December 14
      nojazzhere permalink

      WAIT!…Windy…how did Spiro Askew get involved in this? Can we punchity punch punch him some more? PLEASE????

      Adores: 0
  10. 2013 December 16
    KatiMomKat permalink

    Finally, a way to dispose of your beer cans while you are still partying in the hot tub!

    Adores: 0

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