Im looking for a girl named Debbie. We went on a date a little over a year ago and I was stupid and decided not to call you again. I have been thinking about you recently and wanted to find out how you are doing. I know I was a jerk but I feel as though you were the one that I let get away. If you are interested e-mail me and let me know where it was we went on our date. That way I can be sure its you, if you cant remember than tell me what profession you were studying while we were talking. I hope that it isnt too late to be doing this, you might have already found someone new and I cant blame you for that. Im going to stop talking now because I am probably starting to sound like a bit of a pansey. Hope to hear from you soon, Kyle
40 responses to “YSaC, Vol. 271: What should Debbie do?”
Colleen in MA
FAIL. I think this is a thinly disguised booty call. “I have been thinking about you recently and wanted to find out how you are doing.” should be… “I have been thinking about you recently and wanted to find out if I could do you.” puleeeze
Kyle, I think your big mistake was giving Debbie a whole year to figure out that she could do better. I think she probably could’ve picked up on that just looking around the restaurant on your date, even if you were the only people there.
What he REALLY meant:
Im looking for a girl named Debbie. Or it may have been Maggie. We went on a date a little over a year ago and I was stupid and decided not to call you again. It’s been long enough that I think you may not have been that ugly after all. I have been thinking about you recently because I’m lonely and horny, and you were the last girl I went on a date with who didn’t laugh at me. I know I was a jerk, because I thought I could do better. I probably can, but I’m too lazy to try. If you are interested in dating a dumbass that didn’t think you were good enough last year, e-mail me. Kyle
Luckily this guy apparently doesn’t know how to contact her, or she would need a restraining order! I voted for sammiches because Debbie would be much better off alone eating sammiches than giving this dolt another shot!
I know that this is an older post, but I’ve been reading around this site. I have but one question: are those pictures of the same person? It looks like two totally different people. Guy with Goatee looks marginally attractive, but Guy with Cap does not. The noses are different, eyes are different, chin is different…did he post one picture to lure poor Debbie on a date, but then she ended up with Cap Guy? Even taking a picture at an angle wouldn’t distort the face THAT much, I don’t think.
I’m just amazed that he somehow remembered what profession she was studying, when they were talking about it on a first date over a year ago. Most guys can’t remember your name on a first date… Maybe there is a hint of a good guy in there? Hmm… maybe I have too much faith in people. Or maybe I’ve lost touch with men since I stopped being attracted to them years ago. Hah, that’s more likely.
Welcome, fellow time travelers! Apparently someone set the wayback machine for tomorrow morning, leaving us stranded today! Luckily it’s an easy fix. 8) You’re welcome.
I hope Debbie joined a convent instead of contacting this guy,
OMV is your real name Kyle? Hon, it’s time to let go. If she hasn’t contacted you by now, she has moved on. Don’t worry, there are plenty of other lovely “ladies” looking on CL.
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