YSaC, Vol. 309: Mirror, mirror …

2009 May 22
by drmk

vanity mirror with designs – $20

xxxxxxxxx@bellsouth.net or cfmurphyxx@yahoo.com if interested

this is a very nice vanity mirror with no imperfections


Sadly, the lack of imperfections in the vanity mirror itself does not mean that the reflected image also contains no imperfections. I mean, if that’s not a warp in the mirror, then that’s a really odd six-pack he’s got there.

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  1. 2009 May 22
    PeanutsEnvy permalink

    No imperfections???? What are those white, crusty-looking globs on the right side of the mirror?

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    • 2009 May 22
      Nick permalink

      I think those are supposed to be flower decorations.

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      • 2009 October 20

        Or dried toothpaste.

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        • 2011 July 27
          Dete permalink

          Or… something else.

          Like hair gel. Or sunscreen.

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  2. 2009 May 22

    is one email for him and the other his mole/growth?

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    • 2009 May 22
      frank6ftbunny permalink

      Wow, that was uncalled for.

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      • 2009 May 26
        Canaduck permalink

        Not as much as the gross-ass photo he provided is uncalled for.

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  3. 2009 May 22
    Manda permalink

    I like how he’s posing in the mirror…I’m suddenly reminded of Zoolander!

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    • 2009 May 22
      Libby permalink

      blue steel!

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      • 2009 May 22
        Manda permalink

        exactly! But he needs to work on it some more!

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  4. 2009 May 22
    Shannon permalink

    I’m with KT…what’s with that odd-looking growth/mole thing? If I didn’t know better, I’d think it was a pathetic attempt at a singles ad.

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    • 2009 May 22
      D / DM permalink

      I’d like to think that he’s selling the mirror to get the last $20 he needs to get a biopsy of that thing.

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  5. 2009 May 22
    corn flakes permalink

    I can only imagine how this went.

    “I want to sell my kickass flowery mirror”
    “dude, you totally should.”
    “how do i make sure that they know it’s a mirror”
    “When i take the picture, look into the mirror like you’re using it. Then they’ll totally know exactly what it’s for”

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  6. 2009 May 22
    kristen55 permalink

    I think he loves his mirror, maybe a little too much. He sits there gazing into it day and night. His friends tried to stage an intervention, but to no avail. So instead they snapped a picture behind his back and put it on CL. Oh won’t someone save him from this obsession and buy the mirror?!

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  7. 2009 May 22

    To me this looks like a really pathetic attempt at reflectoporn.

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  8. 2009 May 22
    Olson permalink

    Can’t. Stop. Looking. At. Growth.

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  9. 2009 May 22
    Count Blah permalink

    I’m just wondering whether this picture was taken specifically for the ad (because, of course, PUTTING THE MIRROR CLOSE TO THE CAMERA with a fruit bowl or vase of flowers or other pleasant, neutral piece of set dressing would have been too obvious) or if it’s some random photo the mirror’s owner already had. Either way it begs the question: why is this shirtless guy gazing at himself so coquettishly?

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    • 2009 May 23

      Would you buy a mirror from some brazen hussy who stares you in the eyes? I think not.

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    • 2009 May 23
      jackie31337 permalink

      And is he wearing eyeliner? The reflection kind of looks like he is.

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  10. 2009 May 22
    Slager permalink


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  11. 2009 May 22
    xxoo permalink

    It’s a birthmark, and not unusual. I doubt anyone would pay for that mirror.

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  12. 2009 May 23

    I agree that it’s a sneaky singles ad. As though he didn’t want his friends to know he was trawling for tail on CL so he ‘cleverly’ ‘disguised’ it.

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  13. 2009 May 23

    My guess is that the creepy-for-money crew is getting crummily creative. Maybe there is a sub-genre for (my fingers are curling in disgust as they type this..) birthmark-o-philes…

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  14. 2009 May 24
    deadrose permalink

    I sure *hope* that’s a birthmark, if not, it’s a whopper of a melanoma.

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  15. 2009 August 25

    He looks like Jay Cutler….

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  16. 2010 February 18
    Steph permalink

    Wonder if that growth is just a giant bruise instead…

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  17. 2012 October 27

    Let us use today as a day of reflection. A day to look at the past, and appreciate how far we have come. The wonderful changes and exciting opportunities that have come about. And most of all, the drugs available to help us stop seeing the picture above. GAAAA! Must be time for the next dose.

    Adores: 1
    • 2012 October 27
      Brer Fox permalink

      When I reflect, it’s usually in a pool of water.

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  18. 2012 October 27

    Vanity mirror? Well, someone is definitely (and inexplicably) vain.

    Adores: 3
  19. 2012 October 27
    limelolly permalink

    I love my mirror. It tells me I am sexy. It shows me how this cap looks ‘righteous’ sitting backward on my head. It tells me to crouch over and shows me how gravity is making my pectorals sag. It mocks me with the image of a flabby belly.

    I hate my mirror. $20 and you can have it.

    Adores: 7
  20. 2012 October 27
    kelli permalink

    My mirror is so vain, it only reflects itself.

    Adores: 2
  21. 2012 October 27
    One Moving Violation permalink

    this is a very nice vanity mirror with no imperfections

    Yeah? Well nice mirrors have standards. Some images just should not be reflected upon.

    This mirror, with it’s etched flowers, probably thinks it should be on Etchy but will find itself on Regretchy instead.

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  22. 2012 October 27
    Brer Fox permalink

    This guy should have hired me to be his mirror model. No eyes are hurt by the image of me in the fur. Women would be lined up at his door saying, “Aww, how cute! I’ll take three.” Yep, I could totally sell a mirror. Maybe I should put an ad on Craigslist as a mirror model.

    Adores: 4
  23. 2012 October 27
    P-Rex permalink

    Mirror, mirror @ yahoo.
    Deflect this image from our view.
    All that skin is so absurd.
    And the tattoo of a turd.
    For your flowers etched in glass.
    Does not help this pervy ass.
    Mirror, mirror @ yahoo
    Please remove it, couldn’t you?

    Adores: 2
  24. 2012 October 28

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    SilvaNoir, SilvaNoir, Punchity Punch Punch!

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