YSaC, Vol. 349: At least she’s not a wrapper.

2009 July 1

im a female raper and singer looking for management


Hi i a m an up incoming artist in search of good management.I have lots of songs recorded I just need a boost in my career I have a nice hot look most important I have talent. If you want to check out my pics leave me an email and I will responde my email is xxxxx2004xxxxx@yahoo.com are ashleyblondemodeltype1@xxxxxxxxxxxx r call me by phone for serious people only please xxxxxxxxxx ask for ashley

Yup, that’s right, folks …. she’s an up incoming female raper.

What a difference a “p” makes, huh?

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26 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 July 1
    Colleen in MA permalink

    pThis adp is one of thep creeppiest I’ve seen.p

    (Adding a few extra p’s just in case.)

    Current score: 4

  2. 2009 July 1

    She’s also “up incoming” – bombs away?!

    Current score: 0
  3. 2009 July 1
    Vladimir permalink

    Wait a minute. Why do you imply the poster is female? This “Ashley” is a female raper, and therefore obviously male. Doh.

    Current score: 5
  4. 2009 July 1

    How about this proofreading error… http://nothired.com/2009/01/12/unsexy-typo/

    Current score: 0
    • 2009 July 1
      Colleen in MA permalink

      doh!

      Current score: 0
    • 2009 July 2
      jackie31337 permalink

      Heaven help me, I’ve just added another blog to my daily list. I swear, blogs are as addictive as crack. I can’t remember which one was the gateway blog for me, but now I read about 15 a day.

      Current score: 0
      • 2009 July 3

        Sigh…I’m in the same boat. It’s just too much fun! I’m getting perilously close to being late for work all the time. Damn you, blogs!!! =)

        Current score: 0
        • 2009 July 3
          drmk permalink

          The solution to that is clear … read them at work!

          Current score: 3
  5. 2009 July 1
    corn flakes permalink

    Would being a rapist help a rap career?
    I know being a theif/murder/drug dealer helps with “street cred” but is rapist going to far?

    I’ve also thought i’d be a great rap manager. I have a solid business plan.
    1. Find someone who looks tough (ability to rap a bonus, but not necessary)
    2. Shoot them a whole bunch of times (in a way that they survive)
    3. Sell a billion records and count my money.

    Current score: 2
  6. 2009 July 1

    Hey man, at least she’s not down and outgoing!

    Current score: 0
  7. 2009 July 1
    Pete permalink

    So if I want to hire her as a musical artist, I should e-mail her for…pics? Do I have my senses mixed up, or are we finally accepting as a society that musical ability and talent are no longer prerequisites for a musical career, provided that you’re hot?

    Current score: 2
    • 2009 July 1
      drmk permalink

      You’ve not been paying attention for the last decade or so, have you?

      Current score: 2
      • 2009 July 3

        Oh, it’s farther back than that, I’m sure. Pretty people with no real talent are right up there with famous actors who record albums, just because they can!

        Current score: 0
  8. 2009 July 1

    I doubt if anything could be considered as going to far, especially since you are using the Geto Boys business model.

    I meant this as a reply to corn flakes’ post.

    Current score: 0
    • 2009 July 2
      corn flakes permalink

      Unfortunately it was brought back recently with “50 cent” that [muscles + bullet scars = talented rapper] and has been pretty much a prerequisite.

      And something about this post makes me think that she’s not going to be one of the intelligent, political rappers that are known for their creative wordplay.

      Current score: 0
  9. 2009 July 1
    Jill permalink

    “female rapist”, “incoming artist” These had me cracking up!!! The only thing that would have been better is if Ashley misspelled career. “I only need a boost in my carear!!!”

    Current score: 1
  10. 2009 July 1
    Lola permalink

    Humanity IS doomed.

    *hides*

    Current score: 0
  11. 2009 July 1

    I don’t think being a female raper makes her necessarily male. Check it:

    http://livenews.com.au/news/russian-woman-accused-of-sedating-and-raping-10-men-/2009/6/19/210440

    Current score: 0
  12. 2009 July 2
    corn flakes permalink

    I was thinking about how wild this would be if it wasn’t supposed to be rapper.
    There is an aspiring rapist somewhere than needs something like a rape mentor. You can change 1 or 2 words and it still works

    Current score: 0
  13. 2009 July 2

    Oh my. It’s awful. Ashley Milan is on youtube.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXKZnC3beLA&NR=1

    Current score: 0
    • 2009 July 2
      Sarah permalink

      If this is up incoming, I’m wasting my apparently considerable talent.

      Current score: 0
    • 2009 July 3
      drmk permalink

      Gawd, that’s even worse than I thought it would be. Girlfriend has a bit of an oral fixation, I’d say. Everything in the video ended up in her mouth.

      Current score: 0
    • 2009 July 8
      frenchnstuff permalink

      At the end it looks like she is in a jewelry commercial. She’s waving that fake huge ring around like a parade princess!

      Current score: 0
    • 2009 August 19
      Hiyame permalink

      Oh no… Oh no… That made my ears bleed a little bit. Also, what was with that weird look in her eyes throughout the whole video? She looked quite a lot like a zombie, or else no one was telling her what to do. She looked like a sixteen year old, and someone just sat her down in front of a camera and said “Try to look sexy while lip syncing badly! I’m sure you can do it!”

      Current score: 0
  14. 2009 July 9

    she’s a “blonde model type” too… what did we expect?

    Current score: 0
  15. 2009 August 12
    Ninny permalink

    What, no “analrapist” joke yet?

    Current score: 0

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