YSaC, Vol. 349: At least she’s not a wrapper.
2009 July 1
im a female raper and singer looking for management
Hi i a m an up incoming artist in search of good management.I have lots of songs recorded I just need a boost in my career I have a nice hot look most important I have talent. If you want to check out my pics leave me an email and I will responde my email is xxxxx2004xxxxx@yahoo.com are ashleyblondemodeltype1@xxxxxxxxxxxx r call me by phone for serious people only please xxxxxxxxxx ask for ashley
Yup, that’s right, folks …. she’s an up incoming female raper.
What a difference a “p” makes, huh?
pThis adp is one of thep creeppiest I’ve seen.p
(Adding a few extra p’s just in case.)
She’s also “up incoming” – bombs away?!
Wait a minute. Why do you imply the poster is female? This “Ashley” is a female raper, and therefore obviously male. Doh.
How about this proofreading error… http://nothired.com/2009/01/12/unsexy-typo/
doh!
Heaven help me, I’ve just added another blog to my daily list. I swear, blogs are as addictive as crack. I can’t remember which one was the gateway blog for me, but now I read about 15 a day.
Sigh…I’m in the same boat. It’s just too much fun! I’m getting perilously close to being late for work all the time. Damn you, blogs!!! =)
The solution to that is clear … read them at work!
Would being a rapist help a rap career?
I know being a theif/murder/drug dealer helps with “street cred” but is rapist going to far?
I’ve also thought i’d be a great rap manager. I have a solid business plan.
1. Find someone who looks tough (ability to rap a bonus, but not necessary)
2. Shoot them a whole bunch of times (in a way that they survive)
3. Sell a billion records and count my money.
Hey man, at least she’s not down and outgoing!
So if I want to hire her as a musical artist, I should e-mail her for…pics? Do I have my senses mixed up, or are we finally accepting as a society that musical ability and talent are no longer prerequisites for a musical career, provided that you’re hot?
You’ve not been paying attention for the last decade or so, have you?
Oh, it’s farther back than that, I’m sure. Pretty people with no real talent are right up there with famous actors who record albums, just because they can!
I doubt if anything could be considered as going to far, especially since you are using the Geto Boys business model.
I meant this as a reply to corn flakes’ post.
Unfortunately it was brought back recently with “50 cent” that [muscles + bullet scars = talented rapper] and has been pretty much a prerequisite.
And something about this post makes me think that she’s not going to be one of the intelligent, political rappers that are known for their creative wordplay.
“female rapist”, “incoming artist” These had me cracking up!!! The only thing that would have been better is if Ashley misspelled career. “I only need a boost in my carear!!!”
Humanity IS doomed.
*hides*
I don’t think being a female raper makes her necessarily male. Check it:
http://livenews.com.au/news/russian-woman-accused-of-sedating-and-raping-10-men-/2009/6/19/210440
I was thinking about how wild this would be if it wasn’t supposed to be rapper.
There is an aspiring rapist somewhere than needs something like a rape mentor. You can change 1 or 2 words and it still works
Oh my. It’s awful. Ashley Milan is on youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXKZnC3beLA&NR=1
If this is up incoming, I’m wasting my apparently considerable talent.
Gawd, that’s even worse than I thought it would be. Girlfriend has a bit of an oral fixation, I’d say. Everything in the video ended up in her mouth.
At the end it looks like she is in a jewelry commercial. She’s waving that fake huge ring around like a parade princess!
Oh no… Oh no… That made my ears bleed a little bit. Also, what was with that weird look in her eyes throughout the whole video? She looked quite a lot like a zombie, or else no one was telling her what to do. She looked like a sixteen year old, and someone just sat her down in front of a camera and said “Try to look sexy while lip syncing badly! I’m sure you can do it!”
she’s a “blonde model type” too… what did we expect?
What, no “analrapist” joke yet?
Not enough people with Arrested Development (or the series would not have been canceled)
What, this long has gone by and no one has commented on the 2 misspellings of “or”?!?!?!?
“my email is xxxxx2004xxxxx@yahoo.com are ashleyblondemodeltype1@xxxxxxxxxxxx r call me by phone” (emphasis added)
P.S. How does one insert an interrobang? (Another word my spellcheck doesn’t know.) I’m using Safari on a Mac.
Is it me, or did she misspell ‘or’ twice?
I’d tell the raper here that she needs more p… but I’m rather afraid that we might end up with a possessed doll.
Incoming raper! Duck and cover! Douse the lights!
Where do I get a phone for serious people?
I used to have a smartass phone, but I switched over to the iMnotjoking.
By now, we should have Ashley Blonde Model Type 2, with spell check.
Happy Canada Day.
They’ve even come out with an Ashley Blonde Model Type 3, but it’s just the Type 2 with different trim.
But, it’s a nice hot look.
Probably like a Pomeranian.
Pomeranian? Is that like Kardashian, only less sleazy, and fewer antagonisms to the Bjorans?
Does this mean we can send Ashley to Canada? I heard they needed more female rapers up in America’s hat.
Would that be as a punishment for Alan Thicke and Justin Beiber?
Doctor Barron Captain High Muckity-Muck Digi, We are honored to kick you out of the box today. Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Ashley Bilks!