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YSaC, Vol. 349: At least she’s not a wrapper.

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im a female raper and singer looking for management

Hi i a m an up incoming artist in search of good management.I have lots of songs recorded I just need a boost in my career I have a nice hot look most important I have talent. If you want to check out my pics leave me an email and I will responde my email is xxxxx2004xxxxx@yahoo.com are ashleyblondemodeltype1@xxxxxxxxxxxx r call me by phone for serious people only please xxxxxxxxxx ask for ashley

Yup, that’s right, folks …. she’s an up incoming female raper.

What a difference a “p” makes, huh?

Comments

40 responses to “YSaC, Vol. 349: At least she’s not a wrapper.”

  1. Colleen in MA Avatar
    Colleen in MA

    pThis adp is one of thep creeppiest I’ve seen.p

    (Adding a few extra p’s just in case.)

  2. sb Avatar
    sb

    She’s also “up incoming” – bombs away?!

  3. Vladimir Avatar
    Vladimir

    Wait a minute. Why do you imply the poster is female? This “Ashley” is a female raper, and therefore obviously male. Doh.

  4. Monica Hamburg Avatar
    Monica Hamburg

    How about this proofreading error… http://nothired.com/2009/01/12/unsexy-typo/

    1. Colleen in MA Avatar
      Colleen in MA

      doh!

    2. jackie31337 Avatar
      jackie31337

      Heaven help me, I’ve just added another blog to my daily list. I swear, blogs are as addictive as crack. I can’t remember which one was the gateway blog for me, but now I read about 15 a day.

      1. candace Avatar
        candace

        Sigh…I’m in the same boat. It’s just too much fun! I’m getting perilously close to being late for work all the time. Damn you, blogs!!! =)

        1. drmk Avatar
          drmk

          The solution to that is clear … read them at work!

  5. corn flakes Avatar
    corn flakes

    Would being a rapist help a rap career?
    I know being a theif/murder/drug dealer helps with “street cred” but is rapist going to far?

    I’ve also thought i’d be a great rap manager. I have a solid business plan.
    1. Find someone who looks tough (ability to rap a bonus, but not necessary)
    2. Shoot them a whole bunch of times (in a way that they survive)
    3. Sell a billion records and count my money.

  6. EGE Avatar
    EGE

    Hey man, at least she’s not down and outgoing!

  7. Pete Avatar
    Pete

    So if I want to hire her as a musical artist, I should e-mail her for…pics? Do I have my senses mixed up, or are we finally accepting as a society that musical ability and talent are no longer prerequisites for a musical career, provided that you’re hot?

    1. drmk Avatar
      drmk

      You’ve not been paying attention for the last decade or so, have you?

      1. candace Avatar
        candace

        Oh, it’s farther back than that, I’m sure. Pretty people with no real talent are right up there with famous actors who record albums, just because they can!

  8. Jerod Poore Avatar
    Jerod Poore

    I doubt if anything could be considered as going to far, especially since you are using the Geto Boys business model.

    I meant this as a reply to corn flakes’ post.

    1. corn flakes Avatar
      corn flakes

      Unfortunately it was brought back recently with “50 cent” that [muscles + bullet scars = talented rapper] and has been pretty much a prerequisite.

      And something about this post makes me think that she’s not going to be one of the intelligent, political rappers that are known for their creative wordplay.

  9. Jill Avatar
    Jill

    “female rapist”, “incoming artist” These had me cracking up!!! The only thing that would have been better is if Ashley misspelled career. “I only need a boost in my carear!!!”

  10. Lola Avatar
    Lola

    Humanity IS doomed.

    *hides*

  11. casualencounters.com/blog/ Avatar
    casualencounters.com/blog/

    I don’t think being a female raper makes her necessarily male. Check it:

    http://livenews.com.au/news/russian-woman-accused-of-sedating-and-raping-10-men-/2009/6/19/210440

  12. corn flakes Avatar
    corn flakes

    I was thinking about how wild this would be if it wasn’t supposed to be rapper.
    There is an aspiring rapist somewhere than needs something like a rape mentor. You can change 1 or 2 words and it still works

  13. JB Avatar
    JB

    Oh my. It’s awful. Ashley Milan is on youtube.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXKZnC3beLA&NR=1

    1. Sarah Avatar
      Sarah

      If this is up incoming, I’m wasting my apparently considerable talent.

    2. drmk Avatar
      drmk

      Gawd, that’s even worse than I thought it would be. Girlfriend has a bit of an oral fixation, I’d say. Everything in the video ended up in her mouth.

    3. frenchnstuff Avatar
      frenchnstuff

      At the end it looks like she is in a jewelry commercial. She’s waving that fake huge ring around like a parade princess!

    4. Hiyame Avatar
      Hiyame

      Oh no… Oh no… That made my ears bleed a little bit. Also, what was with that weird look in her eyes throughout the whole video? She looked quite a lot like a zombie, or else no one was telling her what to do. She looked like a sixteen year old, and someone just sat her down in front of a camera and said “Try to look sexy while lip syncing badly! I’m sure you can do it!”

  14. andrew Avatar
    andrew

    she’s a “blonde model type” too… what did we expect?

  15. Ninny Avatar
    Ninny

    What, no “analrapist” joke yet?

    1. CapnMac Avatar
      CapnMac

      Not enough people with Arrested Development (or the series would not have been canceled)

  16. Addicted Reader Avatar
    Addicted Reader

    What, this long has gone by and no one has commented on the 2 misspellings of “or”?!?!?!?

    “my email is xxxxx2004xxxxx@yahoo.com are ashleyblondemodeltype1@xxxxxxxxxxxx r call me by phone” (emphasis added)

    P.S. How does one insert an interrobang? (Another word my spellcheck doesn’t know.) I’m using Safari on a Mac.

  17. TacoMagic Avatar
    TacoMagic

    Is it me, or did she misspell ‘or’ twice?

  18. TacoMagic Avatar
    TacoMagic

    I’d tell the raper here that she needs more p… but I’m rather afraid that we might end up with a possessed doll.

  19. Major General Dr. DigitalAxis the Fifteenth Avatar
    Major General Dr. DigitalAxis the Fifteenth

    Incoming raper! Duck and cover! Douse the lights!

  20. Major General Dr. DigitalAxis the Fifteenth Avatar
    Major General Dr. DigitalAxis the Fifteenth

    Where do I get a phone for serious people?

    1. Demon Duck of Doom Avatar
      Demon Duck of Doom

      I used to have a smartass phone, but I switched over to the iMnotjoking.

  21. Dave and Ferret Tribe Avatar
    Dave and Ferret Tribe

    By now, we should have Ashley Blonde Model Type 2, with spell check.

    Happy Canada Day.

    1. ghostcat Avatar
      ghostcat

      They’ve even come out with an Ashley Blonde Model Type 3, but it’s just the Type 2 with different trim.

      1. LimeLolly Avatar
        LimeLolly

        But, it’s a nice hot look.

        Probably like a Pomeranian.

        1. CapnMac Avatar
          CapnMac

          Pomeranian? Is that like Kardashian, only less sleazy, and fewer antagonisms to the Bjorans?

  22. Windrose Avatar
    Windrose

    Does this mean we can send Ashley to Canada? I heard they needed more female rapers up in America’s hat.

    1. kelli Avatar
      kelli

      Would that be as a punishment for Alan Thicke and Justin Beiber?

  23. Windrose Avatar
    Windrose

    Doctor Barron Captain High Muckity-Muck Digi, We are honored to kick you out of the box today. Punchity Punch Punch!

    Good Morning, Ashley Bilks!

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