YSaC, Vol. LII

2008 September 23

COOL WEIRD TREASURE


tried to have yard sale last week, rain…
have been a collector of old cool stuff for years, making my escape to warmer climate, it all must go. i’m not selling a lot of furniture so if that’s what you’re looking for you might want to skip this yard sale. but if you are looking for a black madonna print, a vintaqge silk wedding kimono, an 80 candle candelabra, bull horns, victorian steamer trunk, old mirrors, stained glass, vintage marrionettes, etc, etc, etc… stop by. all yard-sale priced, not ebay priced!

You know what’s weird in this listing? Not the black madonna print, not the 80-candle candelabra, not the bull horns. (Okay, maybe that’s a little weird.) No, the really weird thing about this listing is the dog wearing the vintage silk wedding kimono.

Submitted by AM — thanks!

41 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 January 8

    That’s not a dog in a vintage silk wedding kimono. It’s a vintage marionette dog in a silk wedding kimono.

    Adores: 5
  2. 2009 August 29
    wraith permalink

    Aw it’s good to see she got the traditional Japanese themed wedding she wanted. It’s just a shame her owner is making her sell her wedding dress.

    Adores: 9
  3. 2010 February 28
    Windrose permalink

    I’m especially interested in the etc, etc, etc …

    Adores: 1
  4. 2010 October 30
    NotMyName permalink

    Why is the dog’s eye yellow? I mean, I know some pictures give you red eyes, but I’ve never heard of yellow before…

    Weren’t Zul’s eyes yellow, come to think of it?

    Adores: 1
  5. 2011 July 30
    Jen permalink

    Anyone else notice the pink table, the chair and the basketball in the background all look to human-scale with that dog? I’m no expert, but I though dogs like that were little beasties, not people-sized.

    So, rather than the weirdness of this listing, or the blue whatever-it-is (ashtray? Novelty cocktail glass?) in the foreground, I will spend my night stressing about a race of dogs, as big as people, which will take over the world and force unfortunate kitchsy fashion on us all.

    Adores: 3
    • 2011 July 30

      that’s definetly an ashtray

      I actually did write comics about a world full of canine-people in clothes that had the whole earth to themselves when I was younger. heh….

      Adores: 3
    • 2011 July 30
      CapnMac permalink

      Hmm, maybe it’s Texas, maybe it’s from knowing too many folk with Great Danes, Mastiffs, wolfhounds and the like–but 100-130# dogs are pretty commonplace to me. Far more so than 15-20# lap-creatures.

      Adores: 0
  6. 2011 July 30

    I’m getting married in the morning!
    “Woof woof,” the bridesmaids all will bark.
    Pull out the stopper!
    Let’s have a whopper!
    But get me to the dog-run park!

    Adores: 10
  7. 2011 July 30
    Artsy Computer Geek permalink

    Maybe it’s time to redo the snark lounge. This seems like the perfect opportunity. First we can get some etc, etc, etc… and the 80 candle candelabra and go from there. I’m skipping the vintage marionettes, I know they are possessed. We’d come into the lounge one evening and those things would be dancing around all by themselves.

    Adores: 3
    • 2011 July 30
      LurkRealClose permalink

      Actually, marionettes dancing by themselves in vintage silk wedding kimonos might be just the thing we need to class up the snark lounge.

      Adores: 2
  8. 2011 July 30

    Even dogs can find their soulmates!

    And what better way for them to dress up?

    Adores: 1
    • 2011 July 30
      Jen permalink

      what better way for them to dress up?

      Um, any way?

      Adores: 2
  9. 2011 July 30

    vintage marrionettes

    “But Geppetto, I said boy not Borzoi!”

    Adores: 3
  10. 2011 July 30
    Windrose permalink

    At first I thought it was this dog:

    http://bergerpicardclubofamerica.com/blog/?page_id=16

    But I keep thinking there is a different breed that is more exactly what I’m thinking of. I’ll be back later after some research.

    Adores: 2
    • 2011 July 30
      Angel permalink

      Looks like a briard with a trimmed face, or some sort of giant schnauzer mix (has to be rather large in order for the kimono to not engulf it.)

      Adores: 2
      • 2011 July 30
        CapnMac permalink

        There are a number of “child-sized” wedding kimono out there, too. Some of those are for bridal part membership/attendance, some just for that Japanese sake of making things in miniature.

        True bridal kimono is about three layers ‘deep’ too, not including juban or cloaks/outerwear. Would have about three different obi, as well, outer one being around 60cm wide.

        Adores: 1
      • 2011 July 30

        Yeah, I’d say probably a Schnauzer/ Airedale mix. It’s got the Airedale coloration with the Schnauzer coat. Given it’s clothing, I’d hazard that there must be some Shiba Inu in there as well.

        Adores: 3
        • 2011 July 30
          Windrose permalink

          No, that only indicates the dog’s dresser was a Shiba Inu.

          Adores: 2
  11. 2011 July 30

    I’m more worried about the beady little eyes upper right of the basketball.

    Adores: 2
  12. 2011 July 30

    Does the jug below the light-blue turkey thermometer come with moonshine already in it? Or do you have a distillery for sale, too, so I can make my own?

    Adores: 2
  13. 2011 July 30
    CoffDrop permalink

    A KIMONO Toshio Nakae

    Feeling myself tied to
    some deep wonder,
    I tie several strings,
    fasten the obi tightly and look in the full-length mirror.

    Feeling myself tied
    with some bewildering bond,
    I fold many times over the psychological folds of womanhood
    which is linked to motherhood.

    I wrap my cold and burning body
    with infinite tenderness and warmth,
    while the man-woman relationship and four-season cycle
    have passed over the unchanging woman’s pleasure –

    and I found myself on that day in the fragrance of spring
    when he embraced me in my long-sleeved kimono
    showing yellow daffodils along a running stream.
    He gently praised my twenty-year-old petals.

    Adores: 2
  14. 2011 July 30
    tigprincess permalink

    one light in the darkness gives us hope.
    two lights in the darkness give us confidence.
    three lights in the darkness gives us triangulation.
    four lights in the darkness gives us .. you get the picture
    so, kids, what does an 80 candle candelabra give us?
    Yes – a nutter!
    QED

    Adores: 4
    • 2011 July 30

      Three lights on a match equal headshot from a competent sniper, too.

      Adores: 3
  15. 2011 July 30

    bullhorns calling a black madonna
    to a warmer clime
    making my escape, i don my silk kimono and place my
    stained glass candelabra in a steamer trunk

    it all must go

    – e. e. sparky

    Adores: 6
  16. 2011 July 30
    Addicted Reader permalink

    I would only want to buy a silk wedding kimono if it’s been worn by a dog, so this is perfect!

    Adores: 2
  17. 2011 July 31
    Windrose permalink

    Smedley, You’re such a flamer! Punchity Punch Punch!

    G’Night, Sicily!

    Adores: 1
    • 2011 July 31

      I need stronger refrigerator magnets.

      Oh, and:
      OOOOWWWWWW!!!!11!!!!

      That’s not fair, giving a guy a shot down there!

      Adores: 1
  18. 2012 September 2

    WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? 8)

    Adores: 1
    • 2012 September 2

      I know, right? One minute, I was having a fun time at the party, and the next, I woke up under the pink table with a pounding headache, dressed like this. Someone is going to pay.

      Adores: 2
      • 2012 September 2
        Lizzi permalink

        That just means you had a REALLY good time

        Adores: 1
      • 2012 September 2

        Dave, I think you had to pay in advance for that one.

        Adores: 0
    • 2012 September 2
      One Moving Violation permalink

      * quickly puts vintage silk wedding kimono inside victorian steamer trunk*
      *slams lid*

      Wha? Umm… Nothing, nothing at all! and umm, this isn’t what it looks like. Really. Umm, this isn’t mine. Honest! I don’t know how it got here. It’s umm, well… I gottagobye!

      Adores: 2
      • 2012 September 2

        Sure, you have a birthday, and all of a sudden things go wonky on the site. Coninkydink? I think not!

        Adores: 1
        • 2012 September 3
          One Moving Violation permalink

          Why thank you Windrose.

          Adores: 0
  19. 2012 September 2
    Lizzi permalink

    Wait a minute….what if that dog is stuffed and Sparky wants to sell it too? Oh Sparky, no.

    Adores: 1
  20. 2012 September 2
    Brer Fox permalink

    “a vintaqge silk wedding kimono”

    Ooh, I just noticed that there is a cue in vintage. Why did the poster put it there? Was it because (s)he was thinking of the word antique while typing? I have a typothesis. (S)he accidentally hit the cue key at the same time as the a key. But I digress…

    What I was going to comment on was…OH NO! I FORGOT! IT WAS FUNNY! IT WAS HILARIOUS! I WOULD GO SO FAR AS TO SAY IT WAS…quaint. And now it’s just GONE!

    (sigh) Fame is a fleeting thing, and I almost had it. (double sigh)

    Adores: 2
    • 2012 September 2

      *skritches Brer between the ears* There, there, it’s okay. What comes around goes around. You’ll wake up at 2 am screaming it at the top of your lungs.

      Adores: 1
    • 2015 February 16
      Tankerbell permalink

      A thousand doors for “typothesis”.

      Adores: 0
  21. 2012 September 3

    Dave and FT, your labors of snark got you into the box! Now go enjoy a day off! Punchity Punch Punch!

    Good Morning, Worker Bees!

    Adores: 0

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