Maid – $100
House sitter, Baby sitter,house keeping, hi dusting, and floor care.
Ah, “maid” service. Is that what the kids are calling it these days? Then I probably don’t want to know what hi dusting is, do I?
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Oh my god…this is brilliant. I love it!
Well, it makes sense. If I want my house sat on, I want to know what the ‘sitter’ will look like.
I gotcher “house” right here, baby. Just get down and do that floor care. Yeah.
Perhaps all of that is code for wanting a “discrete” relationship . . .
Oh hai dusting! Didn’t see you, what with the giant ASS in my face.
Looking at that photo, I’m almost able to imagine that it depicts two women in the back seat of a car. Otherwise, I’m having a hard time parsing that torso. Fisheye lens? Photoshop?
Isaac, either your mind is too clean or too dirty. 8) What with the head rests from the front seat and all, I don’t think there is a torso. This poor woman is just a giant ass.
So is it $100 for the whole day? If so, could I get that prorated? Because my apartment is pretty small and it should only take about 5 minutes to, um…clean it.
Hmmm.. Does she bring her own supplies? I didn’t see any in the…ooohhh…She put them inside herself.
But does she do windows? Because my cleaning lady doesn’t.
Not only does she do Windows, but I heard she does Steve Jobs too.
Show me Dat…
Oh. You did.
Nevermind.
hi dusting, n. phr. a form of dusting that involves covering one’s generously upholstered tuchus in Swiffers and wiggling it at the items to be dusted
She looks more like a plumber to me…
SHE’S GONNA SIT ON TRON!
NOOOOOOOOOO!
It’s interesting that the ad doesn’t specify a time range for the $100. If I were going to, say, Washington State for a month, it would only cost $100 for her to, uh, sit around the house for me! This is an offer I can’t refuse!
Hey, I know her. That’s Lotta Thigh.
I can see why “sitter” is in her job description… twice
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