YSaC, Vol. CLXXXII

2009 January 16

Junk around house


[address]

xxx.xxxx.xxxx

Must have 4 wheeler to get to property.

I’m aware that there are people who specialize in salvage, but don’t you think this is a little … ambitious? “Here’s years worth of crap that I’ve left lying around outside my house … come take it away for me and I won’t pay you for doing it.”

The only thing missing in that pile is a vacuum cleaner. It might be fun to go Office Space on the printer though. (Warning: music NSFW.)

10 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 January 16

    When I talk about ‘junk around the house’, I’m generally referring to the stuff INSIDE the house….

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  2. 2009 January 16
    Shyla permalink

    If you need a 4wheeler to get to the property, how do you suppose you could get all that lovely junk out… on your lap while riding the 4wheeler?

    Love you site by the way… found it today and read every single post LOL

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  3. 2009 January 16
    Shyla permalink

    Sure wish I could edit posts here. My spelling mistakes make me feel like I was a 3rd grade drop out after reading this site 😀

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  4. 2009 January 16
    laura permalink

    Anyone figure out what that red thing is?

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  5. 2009 January 16
    Courtney permalink

    Looks like some sort of canoe or kayak to me. Of course that was at first glance. Now that you’ve asked and I have gone back and stared at it, it looks like it might be the hood of a car? The angle/lighting made me think it was some sort of watercraft, but now I’m not so sure.

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  6. 2009 January 17
    D / DM permalink

    Shyla:

    Maybe I can be of assistance here.

    This is obviously a listing from a relatively rural area, where people commonly have 4-wheelers. Many owners of 4-wheelers also own utility trailers that can be pulled behind them, so as to carry some (relatively small) things.

    That fact doesn’t make posting this on Craigslist any less funny, though.

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  7. 2009 August 29
    Kenya permalink

    So, one can ONLY get to the property by using a 4-wheeler? NOTHING else?? You can’t get there by car, mountain bike, mountain goat, bobcat, beast of burden, airplane, KAYAK*, rescue chopper–?
    *A kayak does, in fact, seem to be pictured. Perhaps that is how the unfortunate poster got there, and now he cannot get out using such a vehicle?

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  8. 2009 September 4
    Kagenin permalink

    I’m guessing they really mean a truck with 4WD, and not a 4-wheeled ATV, which is what the rest of the world associates with the colloquialism “4 wheeler.”

    And the red thing looks like the back of a truck bed, the part that folds down… I think they call that part the “gate,” not that I’m hip to truck (or redneck) lingo. Since I don’t need a truck for any part of my life, I don’t own one.

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  9. 2009 December 14
    Justin permalink

    Maybe (s)he could trade that kayak for an HVAC.

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  10. 2010 February 24

    It’s a bed cover for a truck. Spatial awareness is a funny thing, apparently. 😉

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