BAGED 4 EASY CARRYIN OR STORAGE..HOPE THE HOLD WORLD WILL READ THIS AD.nothing is impossible so i hear..call me an AMERICAN DREAMER)SO BUY A BAG WON”T YOUtc.
A LITTLE BIT ABOUT PALLETS..(WOODEN PLATFORMS that are used 2 carry most of our commerce products from razor blades 2 veggs..to keeping your dogs & stuff(HAY) of the ground … WOODEN PLATFORMS BUILT 2 SPECS.MAKE A LONG STOREY SHORT.WE SELL SCRAP SURPLUS THAT WE CANNOT USE.. WE RECYCLE GOIN GREEN REDUCE ..REUSE..RECYCLE. BEEN IN BUSINESS A LONG TIME well learned on FIRE ..
WE SELL IT BY THE: xxx xxx-xxxx JACK says it’S the best dare wood there is .GREAT 4 INDOOR OR OUT DOOR USE..PISMO,DUMONT,DESERT,RVin.a BAG or 2?
BAGS 22X36″ $10.00
CRATES..$50.00 & UP
TRUNK LOADS..$10.00 & UP
SMALL PICK UP LOADS $50.00
CAN DELIVER..ANY WHERE..UPS IF WE HAVE TO.. ? EXPORTIN need heat treated CRATES,PALLETS,any size from 1′ to ? any amount. xxx xxx.xxxx..happy trails to you..see you real soon..
I can’t parse my way through this one. Is he chopping up pallets for firewood, or selling firewood and pallets? My brain hurts.
But if Jack says it’s the best dare wood out there, who am I to argue?
I have TWO rows of staples that can be used for an office size stapler. Unused and ready to be loaded and put to use. Email if you want to come by and take a look!
Whitney
Two whole rows of staples? Really? Wow, that’s like … 420 staples (assuming the industry standard of 210 per strip), which is worth … hang on, let me do the math … 5000 staples on staples.com = $3.99, which = $0.000798 per staple … so this is worth $0.33! Wow! What an amazing deal!
The kind of guy who doesn’t want to have to sneak out the back door with his pants around his knees when the husband/family member/friend comes home unexpectedly?
Wouldn’t the more appropriate question be, “What kind of guy doesn’t reject a married woman?” And luckily, we’ve seen the answer to that question.
do you need a tax dedution? my daughter needs her teeth pulled. she is in her 20 and she needs all her teeth pulled. if you know a dentist that will do charity work or if you want to help her and take it as a tax dedution let us know. thank you
Candace sends this one along with this note: “I wonder if I show up with some pliers and Tylenol…do you think that would count as helping? I was just telling my friend the other day, “You know, I love to pull teeth, and I could really use a nice dedution!”
Hm.
So many questions, so few capital letters. Okay, first: what is a 20, and why is your daughter in hers? I mean, I know what a 40 is, but I don’t think I could fit in that, much less in a bottle half that size.
Second, what on earth have you been feeding your daughter if she is in her 20s and needs all of her teeth pulled? I’m guessing this might be the very first time this poor girl has been to a dentist in her entire life.
Third: how exactly do you propose to have your daughter eat afterwards? You do realize you’re going to need to replace those missing teeth with something, right?
Fourth: how would this qualify as a tax deduction? As far as I know, you’re only allowed to deduct medical expenses for qualified dependents. Would paying for someone else to have their teeth removed qualify as charity? If so, would anyone out there be willing to pony up for me to have liposuction? You can deduct it from your taxes! (Note: I am not a qualified tax preparer, and this statement should not be considered as tax preparation advice.)
Fifth, and possibly most important: how did this person manage to spell “deduction” right in the headline, and misspell it twice in the ad itself?
Another one from BF, who brought us the part-time tramp yesterday …
looking for ski ticket…. – w4m
blow for blow…
simple….
Sure, that seems simple … except that again, it’s in “Casual Encounters”. And it seems like a euphemism for something. Is she offering oral sex for a ski ticket? Or is “ski ticket” itself a euphemism for something? The “blow for blow” part is making me wonder if she’s looking for coke. (I’m not always so quick at the drug references, as we know.)
In the immortal words of Charles De Mar, “This mountain is pure snow! Have you any idea what the street value of this mountain is?”
Not exactly simple anymore. Or maybe I’m just overthinking it … it wouldn’t be the first time.
Edited to add: Darn it, I had a clip of “Better Off Dead” cued up to that exact scene, and YouTube removed the clip between the time I posted the entry and now. Phooey.
