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  • YSaC, Vol. 383: A three-hour toeuwer…

    horse moneuwer


    u load ur self

    You know those letters you were trying to save by using u and ur? Yeah, you pretty much made up for it by adding in the random letters in the title.

    I mean, I realize that the word “manure” is obsceuwer, but I asseuwer you that yoeuwer ad will proceuwer more grandeuwer if youeuwer spelling is more mateuwer and less unseuwer.

    Ow. That hurt.

    Thanks to Heidi for the ad!

  • YSaC, Vol. 381: This is the dawning of the …

    2 Aquarians


    Aquarians left behind by renters – free to person willing to pick them up.1 ft. high, 11″x20″

    16″ high, 36″x18″

    Kristy sends in this ad, saying, “I was really hoping for two Capricorns.”

  • YSaC, Vol. 380: 2+2=5.

    2 platnum journy albums – $2000


    I have 2 platnum journy albums I have no use for them, I dont hang them up and they just collect dust,
    I am asking $2000 for one or $5,000 for both. Email me or call for info @ xxx-xxx-xxxx

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    Andy submitted this ad, saying, “For some reason this was posted under photo/video. However, since I’m a big fan of journy, I’m going to buy one of them for $2000. Then I will call back right away and buy the second one for $2000, thus saving $1000 relative to if I had bought them both at the same time. Because $5,000 (with a comma, unlike $2000) is a bit much, even for platnum.”

    Rainbow Swing Set – $10000


    King Kong Double Whammy Rainbow Play System. Two king kong swing sets put together to make the ultimate play system for your kids. My husband is relocating for his job and unfortunately the swing set must go. We are willing to sell as one large set, or possible two seperate swing sets for $4,500. There are many forts, a large tunnel, two slides, 3 swings, one disc swing, tire swing, monkey bars, gymnastics bars, and play area for sand. If interested you can call at xxx-xxx-xxxx. More pictures available upon request.

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    As if to prove that a lack of math skills isn’t limited to fans of misspelled bands, Nikki sends this one in, saying, “This person may have a ten thousand dollar playset but they’re lacking some math skills. Buy the entire playset for $10k OR they will split it into two parts for $4,500 each. I’m wondering, can I buy the whole thing in two sets or should I send my husband after the second half? It would save a thousand bucks.”

    I’m hoping the kids weren’t homeschooled.

    Thanks, Andy and Nikki!

  • YSaC, Vol. 377: Dachshund is the new chihuahua …

    I am looking for a chihuahua douchound mix


    I have always wanted a chihuahua douchound mix or just a douchound or toy chihuahua i just really want a small dog with that doesnt have long hair. my mom finally said for my 18th birthday/ graduation gift she would get me one. So if you are giving a way or selling i would be interested please.

    As you all, know, we here at YSaC are all about helping people get what they want*, and this person wants a chihuahua/douchound mix. She’s wanted one for so long that she’s actually gone to the trouble of learning how to spell chihuahua correctly, so we can reward her a little bit, right?

    Although really, honey, you don’t want a douchound mix. They smell like vinegar and summer’s eve fragrance. Let’s see what else we can find out there.

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  • YSaC, Vol. 371: She’s Lump, she’s Lump, she’s Lump …

    Reading Lump – $7


    Reading Lump without a bulbPlease call me at xxx-xxx-xxxx or e-mail me.
    First come, First serve!!

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    Reading. If it hurts, ur doin’ it wrong.

    What is it about lamps that makes people laconic?

    Antique-ish brassy lamp – $5 (downtown)


    I love lamp.

    369b369c369d

    There isn’t even any good reflectoporn in the listing. I’m terribly disappointed.

    Lamp, meet table.

    Edited to add: Ah-ha, it’s an Anchorman reference. Still, not the best way to sell your grandmother’s ugly lamp, is it?

    Submitted by Katie and Julie — thanks!

  • YSaC, Vol. 370: I’m too sexy for my …

    Stripper clothes for sale 4 outfits – $100


    only accept paypal will ship anywhere once payment is received
    some only worn a few times. out of the business no longer need them.

    I’m trying to imagine a stripper routine that would involve unhooking a corset. Those things are terribly fussy. Someone apparently forgot to tell this person the difference between skimpy and sexy. Also, who knew that strippers could only wear pink?

    LOOKING FOR A EXOTIC DANCE/POLE PARTNER


    IM 35 AND STUDYING THE ART OF EXOTIC/POLE DANCING AND WANTED TO FIND SOMEONE WHO USE TO /OR IS CURRENTLY A EXOTIC/POLE DANCER/TEACHER.(MALE OR FEMALE)..THAT CAN SHOW ME OR STUDY WITH ME……ITS BORING WHEN YOUR STUDYN ALONE…..PLZ CONTACT MS. LIBRA@xxxxxxxxxx…PS…EVEN MATERIALS FOR LEARNING LIKE BOOKS,POLES, STRIPPER SHOES,ETC WILL BE A BLESSING….SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY….!!!!! DONT CALL IF YOUR PLAYING AROUND……

    Do you need some stripper clothes? Do you like pink? Are you shaped like a piece of plywood? ‘Cause if so, I think I can hook you up.