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  • YSaC, Vol. 355: I didn’t know there would be heavy lifting involved.

    Missionary Style CD Storage Cabinet – $30

    Missionary style CD storage cabinet. Only 4 years old, in good shape. Must be able to pick up.

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    Thanks for the submission [heh heh], Meghan!

  • YSaC, Vol. 354: The confert will kill you.

    free set of couch

    i have a confertable set of couches that i give away, this couches are in fear condition. but is free no purchase so come and pick up. bring truck and someone can help you . [address]. call before you come. you can come from 6 p.m to 8 p.m but call firts.

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    Lindsay sends this one in, saying:

    “*ring ring* Yes, hello, Firts? Hi there, Firts, I’m calling about the free set of couch. Is they still available? Ah, wonderful. Now tell me something, Firts, is they indeed as confertable as you say? When you mention fear condition, are we talking Nightmare on Elm Street fear or The Grudge 2 fear? There’s a huge difference, you know. And how is it that I’m able to call you when you don’t list your phone number?”

    Thanks, Lindsay, although I think you’re being a little hard on poor Firts. He’s obviously in a fear condition over those ugly couches. And it’s obvious how you’re able to call him — the call is coming from inside the house!

    Anyway, since I’m all about philanthropy and doing good deeds here at YSaC, I’ve matched Firts — who has couches he’s clearly afraid of and would like to give away — with the fellow in this next post:

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  • YSaC, Vol. 349: At least she’s not a wrapper.

    im a female raper and singer looking for management

    Hi i a m an up incoming artist in search of good management.I have lots of songs recorded I just need a boost in my career I have a nice hot look most important I have talent. If you want to check out my pics leave me an email and I will responde my email is xxxxx2004xxxxx@yahoo.com are ashleyblondemodeltype1@xxxxxxxxxxxx r call me by phone for serious people only please xxxxxxxxxx ask for ashley

    Yup, that’s right, folks …. she’s an up incoming female raper.

    What a difference a “p” makes, huh?

  • YSaC, Vol. 348: It’s an anagram of “flab solo”.

    Another in the series of, “If you can imagine the misspelling of it, it’s already on Craigslist!” Today’s challenge: foosball tables. Quick, think of the strangest spelling imaginable of foosball. Now click to see what others came up with …

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  • YSaC, Vol. 346: For the love of all that is good and right, please help this man.

    Lost My Teeth

    PLEASE HELP I HAVE LOST MY TEETH!!!! Thrusday night I missed placed my teeth, They are whitish with a little tobacco staining and there were three of them. My have left them at southside billiards or at the truck stop in Richmond Hill. I would like to get them back it is hard to eat, anything but soft food. And my tobacco does not like to stay in place. There is a reward they are my good luck chram PLEASE HELP ME FIND THEM!!! Call xxx-xxx-xxxx ask for Jim

    I … just …

    Ew.

    Thanks to Kati for the submission!

  • YSaC, Vol. 345: There’s also shabby chick, of course.

    SHABBY SHEEK TABLE AND CHAIRS – $125

    SELLING A REAL PRETTY STYLE TABLE COLOR SLATE BLUE , WITH 4 SILK IVORY COLORED CHAIRS . MAKE BEAUTIFUL TABLE FOR DECK AT CAMP OR BACK PORCH ,SUN ROOM . BRIGHTEN ANY DECOR. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CALL AT xxx-xxxx ASK JIM. THANKS AGIN

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    This makes me want to cry. For the love of Martha Stewart, you over-incomed hipsters, learn to spell shabby chic.

    Even worse, of course … they’re not alone. Click through to see more mangling of fake furniture styles.

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