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  • YSaC, Vol. CXXIX

    2 Costume Characters (professional) “Garfield” and Teddy Bear – $600

    2 Costume Characters for sale. One is “Garfield” and one is a “Teddy Bear”. These are professional quality and you can make some REALLY GOOD MONEY with these either renting them out or booking party’s. I’m looking for::: first of all a really nice TV(a must) AND AND AND XBOX 360 OR OR OR A PS3 WITH WITH WITH some good games OR $600.00.

    If you can make such good money with these costumes, why doesn’t this guy already have a nice TV and a video game system?

    Oh right, because those are the WORST costumes imaginable. If someone wore that to a kiddie party I was at, I would pay them to leave.

    Although the “teddy bear” flipping the bird in the photo is a nice touch. Kids must love that.

  • YSaC, Vol. CXXIII

    Parties Favors

    For Birthdays,Weddings,BABY SHOWERS,Batptism,Bacherlor parties ETC

    If ANY ONE INTERESTING
    CAN REACH :
    ( xxx )xxx – xxxx

    You can only call that number if you are interesting. Everyone who’s interesting, pick up the phone. … Not so fast, you!

    The Batptism ceremony is a little-known ceremony in which a young child is struck in the head by a whiffleball bat, thus signifying their entry into the early childhood torture system popularly known as “Little League”.

    I don’t think I want to know what kind of favors someone would order for a bachelor (or bacherlor) party, but I’m pretty sure it might involve hi dusting.

  • YSaC, Vol. CXX

    One day. One large metropolitan area. One word. It makes me want to cry.

    Nov 11 – Dinning Table – $300
    Nov 11 – Dinning table + 6 chairs – – $390
    Nov 11 – Dinning Set. Table and 6 chairs – $200
    Nov 11 – DINNING SET FOR SALE from $169.00
    Nov 11 – Dinning Room Set – $330
    Nov 11 – Wooden dinning set for sale – $580
    Nov 11 – dinning room – $2400
    Nov 11 – *****DINNING TABLE & 2 CHAIRS***** – $65
    Nov 11 – dinning table(great deal!!) – $350
    Nov 11 – Dinning Table / Bed, Dresser – $250
    Nov 11 – Beautiful Tropical Style Dinning Table – $550
    Nov 11 – **Moving Sale** Formal Dinning Room (Cherry Wood) – $975
    Nov 11 – Dinning Room Set! – $700
    Nov 11 – Dinning table with chairs. – $15
    Nov 11 – TV and Dinning Table – $40
    Nov 11 – BEAUTIFULL DINNING ROOM SET…MAKE ME AN OFFER…ASKING… – $570
    Nov 11 – VETERAN’S DAY LIQUIDATION SALE ON THESE 5PCS DINNING SET~OPEN TILL 8P – $209
    Nov 11 – 7 PC Dinning Set For Sale – $700 –
    Nov 11 – Light brown wood dinning table w/4 chairs – $85
    Nov 11 – dinning table with chairs – $125
    Nov 11 – WOOD DINNING TABLE + 4 CHAIRS – $200
    Nov 11 – Dinning Table – $700
    Nov 11 – Dinning Room Table and 8 Chairs – $1250
    Nov 11 – Dinning room table / 6 chairs – $125
    Nov 11 – Dinning table – $475

    Is nobody paying attention? Here I am, providing a valuable educational public service, and nobody is listening to me. Sigh.

  • YSaC, Vol. CXVII

    I WILL TRADE MY 1/4 CARROT DIAMOND EARINGS

    I got these as a gift from my ex and no longer want them. I am looking for items equal to their price {$250} I am looking for a laptop,and daycare items mainly. I need lockers for storing childrens items,table and chairs for kids,playpens,cots,cubbies,desks,learning and craft materials,hloiday decorations,childrens rugs,highchairs,strollers, step 2 toys {kitchens,toy box etc.} and anything else you wish to offer…Please not more than 20 minutes from [location redacted]

    Thanks

    Well, obviously the guy is her ex — I mean, who gives their girlfriend only one-quarter of a carrot? I mean, one-quarter of an onion is fine — in fact, I think that’s the present for the four-month anniversary — but one-quarter of a carrot?

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  • YSaC, Vol. CXVI

    Vintage retro antique couch, nice embrodery!! – $125

    Unique Vintage couch with lovely embroidery/flower stitching in blue, orange and olive green. No stains, tears, no rips. Approx 7’2″ long. French prudential type piece from an antique store. Paid $599, sacrifice $125. Couch is outlined in a stained wood/gold frame. Very nice. Call xxx-xxx-xxxx

    Seriously, is there a French Prudential period? I’ve looked repeatedly and I can’t find any reference to a French Prudential period outside of the other Craigslists posts that have mentioned it.

    Also: Vintage, retro or antique. Pick one.

  • YSaC, Vol. CXI

    Retro Farrah Fawcett Pillow – $12

    Retro Farrah Fawcett pillow. 1976. Includes signiature. Clean and in great shape. Measures 8 x 14. Will only increasein value.

    There is absolutely nothing you can do to convince me that a Farrah Fawcett pillow from 1976 (a) is worth $12, and (b) will increase in value over time.

    It’s a 32-year old pillow. I don’t even want to think about it. *shudders* I think I need to take a shower now.