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  • YSaC, Vol. LIV

    Also sent in by SJ, who appears to have been trolling the “Barter” section recently:

    Legal Help By A Laywer Not A Paralegal For Barter

    I Will Barter My Legal Help For:
    Car Repairs On A Cadillac Deville, Lincoln
    Painting A 3,000 Sq. Foot House
    A Good Running Car
    New Roof On House
    PS3
    X-Box
    WII
    Or Any Other Barter On This Order

    Apparently Laywers Not A Paralegal Must Type With Capital Letters At The Beginning Of Every Word. Also Apparently Laywers Not A Paralegal Have No Idea How Much Things Cost.

    Here’s A Hint, Mr. Laywer Not A Paralegal: My New Roof Cost $4500. An X-Box Costs Under $500. Those Are Not On The Same Order.

    Oh, by the way: it’s spelled lawyer. Unless you spent three years in Lay School. Wouldn’t you love to see this guy’s briefs? (Oh, shame on you! I was talking about his Laywer Briefs.)

  • YSaC, Vol. LII

    COOL WEIRD TREASURE

    tried to have yard sale last week, rain…
    have been a collector of old cool stuff for years, making my escape to warmer climate, it all must go. i’m not selling a lot of furniture so if that’s what you’re looking for you might want to skip this yard sale. but if you are looking for a black madonna print, a vintaqge silk wedding kimono, an 80 candle candelabra, bull horns, victorian steamer trunk, old mirrors, stained glass, vintage marrionettes, etc, etc, etc… stop by. all yard-sale priced, not ebay priced!

    You know what’s weird in this listing? Not the black madonna print, not the 80-candle candelabra, not the bull horns. (Okay, maybe that’s a little weird.) No, the really weird thing about this listing is the dog wearing the vintage silk wedding kimono.

    Submitted by AM — thanks!

  • YSaC, Vol. XLV

    Qween size Bed – $75

    This bed is about 3 yrs old used as a guest bed

    Old blood stain? What old blood stain?

  • YSaC, Vol. XLIV

    DONALD DUCK – $20

    I HAVE A REALLY CUTE DONALD DUCK PUNPKIN.

    I understand what all of those words mean individually — well, almost all of them — but strung together like that, they make no sense at all.

  • YSaC, Vol. XLIII

    Colsole Table – Excellent Condition – $300

    Console Table. Excellent Condition. Glass and Metal, circa 1990’s. Rectangular glass top with bowed front. Has been appraised for Fair Market Value of $300.00. Moving to California. Will take best offer.

    Really? $300? I don’t know what makes this better. The fact that I actually cannot see this appraised table or the fact that for $300 I am not also getting all of those freakin’ lamps you have crowding it in the picture.

    Sent in by AM — thanks!

  • YSaC, Vol. XLII

    AKIA entertainment ctr and Xtra side piece – $45

    These are akia brand. I will sell both for $49. This is a large unit for a great price and a side unit for extra storage. Nice set. This week only!!!! 2 Pieces. WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Ah yes, “AKIA”, the cheaper-quality Swedish bastard stepchild.

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