You Suck at Craigslist

Tag: slimy

  • YSaC, Vol. XCVI

    Axia University of Phoenix Homework For Sale

    Yep, that’s right. I am selling my homework. I went for a business degree, but I have many of the basic classes as well. I did very well in school, and averaged A’s. Payment can be made via money order or paypal. These are some of the classes I have, so let me know what you need:

    BEH225
    COM120
    COM125
    COM215
    CRT205
    ECO205
    ETH125
    HIS135
    HRM240
    INB205
    IT105
    IT205
    IT210
    MGT210
    MGT245
    PHI105
    SCI241
    SCI245
    SOC120

    Apparently he missed out on the Business Ethics course, and just went straight for the “Plagiarism for Fun and Profit” course.

  • YSaC, Vol. LXXXVII

    Nikon 70-200mm f/2.8G ED AF-S VR Zoom – $1950

    Nikon 70-200mm f/2.8G ED AF-S VR Zoom

    Almost New. Barely used excellent condition. USA Model, Full Warranty
    Cash Only. Very Hard to Find This Lens. Negotiable Price.

    RE: Nikon 70-200mm f/2.8G ED AF-S VR Zoom – $1950

    To the individual that is posting this item for sale…or for anyone that is looking to buy…

    It’s not that hard to find…actually in stock right now at B&H Photo Video. And $1950 for a used one?? get real!

    http://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/274780-USA/Nikon_2139_70_200mm_f_2_8D_VR_G_AFS.html#

    IN STOCK, BRAND NEW: $1629.95 + $20 shipping

    I would hate to see someone get ripped off….

    Hey, that’s my job! Except that someone might actually want the camera lens, as opposed to the awful things I’m trying to help you all save money on. And do I get any thanks?

    Don’t mind me, I’ll just sit here in the dark.

  • YSaC, Vol. LXXIV

    This one’s below a cut because the ad is long.

    Morton’s Steak and Seafood dinner for 2 for $99 Certificate – $2

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  • YSaC, Vol. LXXII

    BUY MY VOTE FOR THE 2008 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION!! – $10000

    Fight the naysayers who told you your vote doesn’t count. Fight them by making it count twice.

    Double your impact on the 2008 electoral polls by adding my vote to your cause.

    The vote for sale will go to the state of Pennsylvania.

    I will need your selections and a deposit of $2,500 by October 28th. (one week before election day)

    You know what’s extra great about this? In several states, it’s illegal to sell your vote. It’s always nice to see someone setting themselves up for a felony on Craigslist.

  • YSaC, Vol. YXIX

    flaggers stop/slow stick, hardhat and vest – $75

    “Flagging” stick used by roadside flaggers, orange hardhat and yellow vest.
    Like new. The vest is not in picture because it is at another location but will be included in the set if purchased.

    One of my lifelong dreams has been to be able to go out into the street and randomly flag traffic. Now, thanks to this person who is selling government property, I can! I can make people slow down for no reason! Even better, since the other side of the sign says “STOP”, I can cause traffic jams for my own amusement.

    Thanks, Craigslist seller of Department of Transportation-owned items! You’re the best. My life is complete now.

  • YSaC, Vol. LIX

    Sander for trade – Butthead

    im looking to trade my sander for a bicycle or some roller skates

    call me up
    Butthead 3000 i stole the sander from the dude in the circle

    In case you can’t read it, the caption on the picture says, “I stole this sander from the guy in the circle.”

    Here, take these roller skates. I stole them from the women’s roller derby team. I also gave them your phone number and told them you stole them.