Tag: slimy

  • YSaC, Vol. IL

    Century 21 Home Towne Realty sign – $10


    Century 21 Home Towne Realty sign for sale. Was used by a previous realtor. Just the sign, not the post. only 10 dollars.

    Just the sign, not the post … because you’re selling the post for $15 in another ad. (more…)

  • YSaC, Vol. XXXVII

    NEVER USED AND COOL STORAGE SHELVES – $60


    DON’T NEED THIS OR WANT IT but it looks cool!! so buy it great for small items.
    Key features
    Can be hung under a wall cabinet or on the wall.
    Ideal for storage of odds and ends, e.g. rubber bands, spices and other junk
    just put it together and enjoy

    Product dimensions
    Width: 23 5/8 ”
    Depth: 6 1/2 ”
    Height: 5 7/8 ”

    Width: 60 cm
    Depth: 16.5 cm
    Height: 15 cm

    Um, you do realize this costs $29.99 at IKEA, right? Of course you do, because you copied the “Key features” text and dimensions — AND the picture! — right from their website.

  • YSaC, Vol. XXVIII

    not sure how to word this – m4w – 29


    like the title says, not sure how to word this.

    I’m looking for a girl who wants more in her sex life. I guess thats what I’m looking for. I’ve been married for a few years now, but our sex life seems dull and lacking.

    are you in the same position?

    Maybe we could help each other out. obviously must be discrete.

    Here, let me help you figure out how to word that:

    I want to cheat on my wife with someone who will do the freaky things she won’t do.

    Does that help?

    And damn it, it’s discreet. Why do so many people misspell that one?

  • YSaC, Vol. XXIV

    Free Rent for the Right Female


    I need you to take care of the house with occasional bedroom romps (about three a week)

    You get your own room and bath.

    I have two small outdoor/indoor young dogs.

    Alcohol and 420 are OK. No other drugs.

    Ew. This can’t be a good idea.

    Also, the math just doesn’t add up. Let’s say the going rate is $100/hr for, um, services. (I have no idea what the going rate is, by the way.) That would be about $300 per week, or $1200 per month, that he’s not paying for those particular services … not to mention the “take care of the house” bit. That’s really a lot to, um, put out in exchange for rent.

    And you know that it’s going to be more than three times a week.

    Ew.

    Edited to add: In the larger version of the house pic, there’s a kidnapper van sitting in the driveway. Yet another bad sign (as if you needed another one!).

  • YSaC, Vol. VIII

    iPod Touch 8GB Brand new – $250


    Brand new in box, iPod Touch 8GB music/video/wifi player.

    I bought this from an Apple store. Only a small part of the back of the box has been peeled for the UPC used to send for a rebate. Otherwise, box is still sealed, unopened, and unused. This is the version with the software updates (John Lennon on box).

    $250

    Wait, let me get this right: you’ve kept the UPC so you could send it in for the rebate? You mean the rebate Apple’s been offering where you get the full $300 purchase price of the iPod Touch back? So you’re going to get the rebate AND you’re trying to sell it on Craigslist for $250? Wow, slimy.