Since I queued up the post for the CIth edition of You Suck at Craigslist last week, there have been more recent developments. Just a reminder: the starting asking price was $650.
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YSaC, Vol. CI — update
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YSaC, Vol. CII
All of you suck so badlyyy losers (shush)
i hate this site its bullshit none of it is real
Whew! I was worried there for a second … I thought people might actually be posting stupid things on this website for real!
I’m so relieved to know that this is all just an elaborate ruse; that makes me feel better about humanity in general.
But if the website isn’t real, and these listings aren’t real, maybe it means I shouldn’t be making fun of them? Or does it mean that I’m also not real? Ow, my head hurts.
This was posted in “household services”. But clearly if it’s not real, it doesn’t matter what section it was posted in.
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YSaC, Vol. CI
King size brown leather recliner – $650
King size brown leather recliner, awsome condition. Some minor defects, handel to recline is a lil chewed up. No tears or holes. Will saddel wax it befor it goes to give it an extra shine.
$650 or Best offer
Nothing wrong with that, right? I mean, yeah, there’s some spelling issues, but nothing too terrible. Not really worth snarking about. But then you see the pictures:
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YSaC, Vol. C
Shakespeare had nothing compared to the dramas that play out on Craigslist, which happen over the strangest things. Witness this opera in three acts on the topic of tree removal, narrated on all sides of the tree-removal romantic triangle:
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YSaC, Vol. IC
I need a girl
I’ve been so busy with school work that I haven’t had time to go out there and meet the ladies so am here for a little help. I need a girl who likes to be friends and wants to have fun. I know I can please you. Am 6ft 2in, athletic and just about 200lbs. Am not looking for an online friend. I’d like to meet you at Starbucks, a bookstore, the mall or some other public place you like. I would love to leave my tell no here but my add will be flagged so My AIM Screenname is XXXXXXXXXXX. You can email or Im me and we’ll figure out how to meet. Thanks.
Overall, not bad, but I’d prefer to date a man with a head.
(Oh, stop it! You know I mean a cranium, with a brain inside it.)
I guess if you like the Headless Horseman-type, though, this guy could be the real, um, package.
Submitted by Ann — thanks!
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YSaC, Vol. XCVIII
Neon Tanning sign – $75
Neon red lit “Tanning” 28″ long. $75.00 in excellent running order.
[blonde] You guys, I don’t get it … I’ve been lying under this sign for, like, fifteen minutes a day, and I’m not any darker! [/blonde]